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Stack's Law of Universal Causality

A law which states that: given sufficient time, some internet user, somewhere, will have posted elaborate arguments for one person, thing, idea or phenomenon being the cause of all of the world's modern day problems. The argument is likely far-fetched.
Joe: Man, the Middle East is getting crazier every day.
Matt: I read a great article the other day about how Middle Eastern instability is primarily caused by Western expectations of gender-role conformity. That also causes income inequality, Donald Trump, and government corruption.
Joe: The only thing you just proved is that Stack's Law of Universal Causality is true.

Jessica: OMG! Why are there so many starving children in Africa.
LeJuana: You see, when you get down to it, Islamic extremism is the primary cause of global hunger, and our poor stock-markets!
Jessica: How do you know that?
LeJuana: I read a tell all article on it at WorldWithoutReligion.com!
Jessica: That's just Stack's Law of Universal Causality at work.
by GreatHillOfTara August 1, 2016
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AD NAUSEUM STACKS CARPERS

People who get a RISE IN THEIR LEE VIES.

Following the ADCOPIUM statutes in MALAY.

A TREMENDOUS HUMAN BEING

MOMENTUM CHANGE
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by MAJOR OCCURRENCE July 12, 2022
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Stack Man

Afterwards, Bob and I switched to the Stack Man-- it was euphoric.
by stink mann September 29, 2020
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flip my stack

when you’re really pissed off and are freaking MAD
i’m about to flip my stack if you don’t stop mocking me
by poopfart420 December 25, 2021
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Stack uh hats

A „stack uh hats“ is considering a even bigger „cap“ (a lie). It’s quite literally such a big cap that it mounts to a stack of hats. A big lie is a „stack uh hats“.
by harryslaydeshaun February 15, 2023
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stacking jeeps cheap

"Man I was stacking jeeps cheap Last night"
by Supermlgguy420 September 20, 2021
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Stack

Hey bro I stacked Stacy last Friday
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