Poop Shekel 

A universal African currency involving fecal matter.

Clerk: "Sir please play your fee upfront!"
Darwin: "How much?"
Clerk: "5₱ (Poop Shekels)"

Poop Shekel by glikber December 28, 2020

poop knife 

A knife stored near the toilet to chop giant concrete turds that would otherwise clog the toilet. Poop knives should be dull (since an accidental skin laceration would result in infection) and long-handled. Poop knives should never be used during the bowel movement.

You may want to find something else to butter your toast with, for that is my poop knife.

poop knife by Sheridan Bucket June 28, 2008

infinite poop 

You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 5 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive.

oh god not the infinite poop copypasta

infinite poop by dicknommer69 October 22, 2019

Poop Threshold 

The threshold of finally conversing about poop that occurs between two colleagues which, once surpassed, is the indication of true friendship.

"Hey Macie wanna come over?" -Steve
"Yeah Steve, hold on lemme just poop first." -Macie
"Ah shit alright come back soon!" -Steve
"I might be a while, that burrito is gonna give me some killer Montezuma's Revenge." -Macie
"I'm so glad we just surpassed the Poop Threshold. I love you" -Steve

Poop Threshold by stevied2303 February 10, 2015

Poop Stew 

When you shit and it comes out not very solid, so it mixes in with the water. This is the form of poop that is edible.

Hey Daniel, have you tried Matt's poop stew? It's perfect temperature!

Poop Stew by NibbaShii October 27, 2019

poop grenade

This is the result of explosive diarrhea - it looks like a poop grenade detonated!

What a mess in here did a poop grenade go off?

poop grenade by I, Wreckerrr December 24, 2020

poop rake

A penis with a head that is much wider than its shaft. The intended image is of feces being scraped or "raked" from an anus upon withdrawal of the penis during and after anal sex.

I don't want no small ones...and don't gimme that damned poop rake either.

Mine's kind of a poop rake, if I don't clean up right away there's shit everywhere.

poop rake by SouthSt.Louis February 28, 2007