a song that gets stuck in your head even though you haven't heard it recently nor have been reminded of it by anything but this sudden moment it starts repeating in your head
person 1: man I have barracuda stuck in my head
person 2: but you haven't heard that in a while
person 1: I know man it's a phantom song
person 2: but you haven't heard that in a while
person 1: I know man it's a phantom song
by Negroratory mammal October 13, 2021

When a driver makes their turns at such a wide angle that you can only assume they used to be a commercial truck driver.
What is that old man doing? He made that turn so wide I thought he was going to fly off into that ditch. Maybe he used to be a truck driver so now he has Phantom Trailer Syndrome PTS?
by A.T. Grace March 15, 2015

When you lose your butthole or it falls off and you forget that you don’t have a butthole anymore and try to poop but nothing happens.
by Fartman696969 October 28, 2021

by Wolfie_the_winged December 23, 2018

When someone during the end of a party decides to take a shit on the floor. Usually, this happens because the line for the washroom is too long at this point. The Phantom forever remains a mystery and leaves everyone in awe.
by 0101019331432 October 29, 2017

When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.
I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.
John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.
John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.
by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023

Phantom X is so radddd.
by adw.adassbay September 7, 2020
