Last Paper Syndrome

LPS stands for Last Paper Syndrome
It is a delusion that exams are completed.

It happens when there is just one exam left and a person does nothing related to studies. It is worse that being lazy. Just one exam left but brain is already in holiday mode.

"DUDE! Your exam starts in three hours; why are you making an elephant out of old macaroni?"
"It's my last exam of the semester - I have Last Paper Syndrome."

by Anshuuuuuu June 16, 2022

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toilet paper pearl

A piece of toilet paper that gets stuck in the clam AKA pussy then rubs into a pearl.

Damn girl you got the toilet paper pearl

by Christopher drew Barnett December 7, 2017

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lifting copy paper

a euphasim for office sex

Hey Claire, need any help lifting copy paper?

I'd love some Dave. Meet me in the supply closet in 5 minutes.

by phrejd December 4, 2010

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Paper Mills Nation

Americans who believe in 1950’s Midwestern values. A Paper Mill in every town and a thot on every street corner. Like Bengals fans just slughtly more in reality.

Clint is voting for the local politicians who support Paper Mills Nation and got solid patty points.

by LibertarianBrosPAC April 30, 2019

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Paper Cut

A tree's last moment of revenge.

Teacher-Okay class lets do the math test *Hands out paper*
Bob-Thanks!
*Bobs hand gets split open from the paper cut*
Paper-MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH Oh no... *Drowns from blood*
Bob-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Drowns from blood*
The end

by ExplicitThinking December 7, 2017

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