Fluffing your own pole

When a porn star is so shit they have to fluff themself. ie: amateur shit.
A really poor bloke makes a porn, but he's got no money for a fluffer, he's sad but has to do it himself.

"where is my fluffer?"
"you are so poor you will have to do it yourself"
"fapfapfap *tear)

(lol he's Fluffing your own pole?")
by ahbissofuckia July 16, 2009
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lax owned

variation of the words owned, pwned, and lwned. Basically menas to get owned by someone else, esp. in the game of lacrosse.
Get lax owned you noob.

I just lax owned you.
by Lax17 October 06, 2010
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owns my ass

Often used by fangirls to describe their love to their male-favorites whom they are attracted to.
"oh my god, Alex O'Loughlin is so hot! He owns my ass"
by istanalexoloughlinwithmyass April 03, 2018
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J own ya

Derogitory rewording of the name Johah. Humorous way of trying to belittle or talk shit in font of others to a person with that name whom you believe to have you under thumb
She resented her husband for husband started calling him J own ya
by Notso May 22, 2022
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player own

v. An ability found in MMORPGs that allows one player to take complete control of another player's character.
Stupid orc's gonna rue the day he hatched when I player own his ass.
by acgt September 02, 2007
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shaking his own hand

"I opened up the bathroom door and Billy was in there, you know... shaking his own hand..."
by bigmacs November 30, 2013
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