polish your own pedestal

To engage in excessively narcisisstic/vain speech or behavior.
When you polish your own pedestal, you do a fine job of letting the world know you think you're cooler than you are.

Thomas is normally a humble guy, but after a few drinks he really starts polishing his own pedestal about what a great Scrabble player he is.
by markolai April 07, 2013
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SOMEHOW OWNED

small brother: how did you do that?
big brother: somehow owned
by the elite god February 26, 2021
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Ruin his own life

No. He did not...
Hym "Ruin his own life. Someone heard what he said and DECIDED TO DO THAT TO HIM. You're a fucking retard. Your life hinges on the whim of the mob so YOU have a vested interest in allowing them to do shit like that and I say 'Them' because, again, what did he do to himself? Did he call his own job? No? Then WHO DID IT? DO THEY HAVE A NAME? THAT IS WHO RUINED HIS LIFE."

A fucking simpleton "But I say good words and they gives me money. He say bad words!"

Hym "....... Yup. Ok, I forgot who I was dealing with. I forget sometimes that I'm basically yelling at special needs kids.... Yup."
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i own a vacuum

means "i wanna fuck u"...when said silently from a distance looks like u are saying i wanna fuck you
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Why can't I own a Canadian?

one of the internet's favorite google autocomplete fuck-ups
Guy: Why can't I o...
Google: "Why can't I own a Canadian?"?
Guy: no what the fuck is wrong with you
by bit125 March 07, 2022
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The most recent installment in Ryan George's "The first guy" series on YouTube. Go watch all of them. They're funny. He's a fantastic comedian. He does "pitch meetings" which used to be on Screen Rant. Has a bunch of other skits. It's good. Check it out.
Hym "Hey, the first guy to own a nightclub! Hilarious! It's Chris! Look, Chris! It's you! Kill yourself you piece of shit! I revolutionized A.I. and you interview sophists and charlatans! Who is it that actually sucks! I get credit for even half of the things I've done and I immediately make more money then you will ever have in you life and if I don't get credit I'll stab some kids! No amount of improvement accomplishes for you what I've accomplished. Do it today! Kill yourself today! You're literally expendable! Kill yourself Chris!"
by Hym Iam February 07, 2024
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Own Cum

Own Cum - To masturbate and shoot a cumshot onto your face and/or in your own mouth.
My girlfriend caught me masturbating and as my punishment, she made me taste my own cum!
by Evo Zondo May 30, 2024
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