To be utterly screwed over by a telecommunications company with your personal data including driver licence numbers, passport numbers, Medicare numbers and other private stuff being handed over to random Russians.
I have been standing in a line for an hour for a new licence!
You can thank Optus! Let’s hope my home loan application doesn’t get fucked up too!
You can thank Optus! Let’s hope my home loan application doesn’t get fucked up too!
by xuster95 September 28, 2022
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Totally Daddy with a voice that make you feel like you're melting like a popsicle on the fourth of July.
by Jadebear March 13, 2023
Get the Optics82 mug.Often in a mainstream or social media setting, the way in which an event or process is perceived by others. Often related to the act of virtue signalling - optics are how a signal will be received/ "look".
Shell marketing exec (1): "we need to signal that our company is all about saving the planet, not making £8 Billion profit - and sponsoring those desperate muppets at British Cycling for a few million quid seems like a no brainer"
Shell marketing exec (2) "you've got it - the optics are great, although surely those fresh-air lycra boys won't buy it?!"
British Cycling: "thanks guys, you're so lovely, we cyclists always knew the oil industry was our friend"
Shell marketing exec (2) "you've got it - the optics are great, although surely those fresh-air lycra boys won't buy it?!"
British Cycling: "thanks guys, you're so lovely, we cyclists always knew the oil industry was our friend"
by Happydayseveryday November 3, 2022
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