Peanut Butter Shuffle

When you are finished taking a dump, but there isn't anything you can use to wipe nearby, and you waddle cheeks spread to find toilet paper.

Guy 1: What is he doing?
Guy 2: Ha! The Peanut Butter Shuffle! I made sure to take all the paper out of the bathroom.
Guy 1: That's sick dude...

by DangerFinger June 28, 2015

Shithouse Shuffle

When one has to deficate in a public restroom and realizes the toilet paper dispenser is empty after they have deficated, the person then proceeds to stand up (typically with pants down around their ankles or pulled up loosely to prevent poo-residue from getting on their trousers) open the stall door and shuffle to the next available stall in hopes of finding a stall with a toilet paper dispenser that has an adequate amount of toilet paper.

“Bro-when I went to take a shit I didn’t realize there wasn’t enough TP before it was too late, I had to do the Shithouse Shuffle so I could clean my cornhole”

by MM197 October 5, 2018

Micheal shuffle

It's when Micheal james c gets on a handstand and stretch his asshole while someone shits in his mouth jerking him off till he cums all over the place

Mason just did the Micheal shuffle

by Bob737eysgsyeu3h3 March 25, 2025

Cupid shuffle

When someone says Cupid shuffle you have to dance any kind of way

My friend said Cupid shuffle and I started shuffling

by Lizzoqueen21 December 12, 2019

G-spot shuffle

With an upward curved cock, in dogggy style, a thumb is inserted in the rectum with the intent to have the pad of the thumb press upon the cock curve.

I hit her with the g-spot shuffle, birch came all over the place. Had to burn my sheets.

by Blackbitchesdontlie January 28, 2018

Brady Bunch Shuffle

When your Zoom square changes position relative to other Zoom chat members that follow the look and logic of the iconic Brady Bunch square.

"Your square is Alice, no its Peter, then its Bobby. It's the Brady Bunch Shuffle."

by VisitorNY February 13, 2021

shuffle rape

Listen to your iPod on shuffle, you force yourself to listen to songs you don't feel like hearing.

I shuffle raped myself just a minute ago. I realized i hate a few songs.

shuffle rape

by suicidal grandma December 11, 2011