When you and your mate get hand jobs from two asian chicks at the same time and they race to finish you off.
Jimmy and I were in a hotel in bangkok and took home two birds from a night club.
After a few good goes, we needed to get firm again. When we realised they were both giving us hand jobs to get us hard again, I called out tuk tuk race, and they both went for it.
After a few good goes, we needed to get firm again. When we realised they were both giving us hand jobs to get us hard again, I called out tuk tuk race, and they both went for it.
by Buck McGee August 20, 2013
Get the Tuk Tuk Racemug. The sexual act in which one lights a girls (or guys) pubes on fire and proceeds to have sexual intercource with them attempting to orgasm before the flames go out.
Guy 1: Hey did you try out Texas Fire Racing
Guy 2: Yeah man, I couldn't win though
Guy 1:Every race is a win with Texas Fire Racing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Guy 2: Yeah man, I couldn't win though
Guy 1:Every race is a win with Texas Fire Racing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by TickleMyNutsack December 9, 2016
Get the Texas Fire Racingmug. by Justin February 20, 2004
Get the Day at the Racesmug. by BigBusch November 20, 2020
Get the Case Racemug. A blatent yet poorer copy of 'streetrace' that will alway loom and cower under the growing shadow of the word 'Streetrace'
street-race sucks
by chink January 20, 2004
Get the Street-racemug. by Ginger Flash July 26, 2019
Get the Vatican Horse Racemug. The theory that presupposes that personal choice and responsibility has nothing to do with race and the outcome of where any human being winds up. According to the theory, the solution to problems of certain races can be deposited into the laps of people holding power. This means not Barack Obama, Loretta Lynch and Eric Holder holding power, only white, Melanin Challenged people, holding power. It means Black - Good; White = Evil.
The theory agrees with the notion that white racism (aka, imagined hatred of black Americans) was the malevolence that caused white people to joyfully elect and then the re-elect America's first black president to rule over them for eight years; stay behind in Washington DC to sabotage the presidency of his successor through a slow, ongoing coup, and then return to the White House for his third term through surrogates. It is in agreement with the notion that it was white racism funding the $22 Trillion WAR ON POVERTY that transferred the wealth of the American taxpayer, the 1% of whites at the top of the pyramid, to help America's African Americans a century after Republicans freed the Democrat's slaves.
The theory agrees with the notion that white racism (aka, imagined hatred of black Americans) was the malevolence that caused white people to joyfully elect and then the re-elect America's first black president to rule over them for eight years; stay behind in Washington DC to sabotage the presidency of his successor through a slow, ongoing coup, and then return to the White House for his third term through surrogates. It is in agreement with the notion that it was white racism funding the $22 Trillion WAR ON POVERTY that transferred the wealth of the American taxpayer, the 1% of whites at the top of the pyramid, to help America's African Americans a century after Republicans freed the Democrat's slaves.
by Novatweeter December 21, 2020
Get the critical race theorymug.