Take a shit

To have your name all over someone's phone, facebook wall, etc. Your presence is recognized.

Dude why did you just take a shit all over my facebook wall. My wall is covered with your wallposts.

by Prettygirlrock December 10, 2010

Taking the Mickey

Irish slang

Taking the mickey out of someone.
To tease, make fun of someone, fooling someone, Almost always meant in a light-hearted way.

"Taking the piss" means pretty much exactly the same thing.
"Take the mick" variant, is more often used in the UK.

"Ah sure, I'm only taking the Mickey. I wasn't serious."

"What? Please tell me you're only taking the mickey?"

by Aingeal1 June 14, 2018

take a condom

.'A compliment (mostly for a female, but also for men) that mean 'you look hot

:one sister goes on a date

?sister1: hey sis' how I look
sister2: take a condom
!sister1: really? thanks

by RasNir September 26, 2020

Taking a Linda

Take a Linda. (Verb)
To profusely shit from a prolapsed and gaping asshole all while eating a bowl of yogurt topped with dehydrated fruit and granola. Helps to clomplete the action if checkung e-mail or snail mail.

She's been in the bathroom for over an hour! Is she taking a Linda?

by WilsonWhisp June 13, 2018

Take a Battista

When your bowels feel like they are going to empty and you need to take a massive shit.

After eating at golden correls dinner buffet, I found myself in search of a toilet so I could take a battista

by RockyIsReal March 2, 2019

Taking the slide

Exiting a job in a grand fashion, in a manner that conveys contempt for the industry one has left. Based on the flight attendant who told a plane of passengers where to go before opening the plane door, deploying the slide and jumping.

I'm not going to resign quietly. I'm totally taking the slide! I'm telling the whole boardroom off, then leaving with my middle finger in the air!

by snoofs88 September 10, 2010

Kia take

A take that is wrong (usually recited by a female) and cannot be argued with as the other person has a strong stubbornness trait.

Wow did you really just say that? That's a kia take.

by Cman_muncher69xx June 17, 2023