Take a shit

To have your name all over someone's phone, facebook wall, etc. Your presence is recognized.

Dude why did you just take a shit all over my facebook wall. My wall is covered with your wallposts.

by Prettygirlrock December 10, 2010

take a jizz

1) Drop a load of baby batter
2) shoot some spooge out the wanker

Your ol’ lady gave me blue balls, I really need to take a jizz

My ol’ lady caught me jerking off, so I had to stop, now I got blue balls and I really need to take a jizz

by KaySee101 October 26, 2017

taking the picture

Trying to make to vying male primates friends again after consistently cucking one.

She was taking the picture.

by gopadres6969 April 21, 2019

take a soak

Canadian slang for bathing.

"Damn Helen, you need to take a soak."

"I need to relax by taking a nice long soak."

by xxz-iowa July 13, 2016

fake and take

The act of pretending to love one, then over a short period of time you take their virginty.

mikayla's best friend, suspected her new boyfriend was trying to pull a fake and take on her.

by Dkui August 6, 2017

deuce take it

The devil take it (late 19th and early 20th century). See "The Words," Jean Paul Sartre. George Braziller, Inc. Paris. 1964. Page 68.

I recognize that he has a lot of work, but, deuce take it, one answers a child's letter.

by Selena 12 December 12, 2017

take it nelson

Taking it Nelson meaning taking it easy or slow

There’s only three of us working today so we’re goin to take it nelson

by Ed shippo October 1, 2020