mission call

When you dial someones number but then decide against it but it's too late, their phone actually rings for a split second.

Ken: *ring* *reaches for phone* Ah Damn it.

Kane: Don't worry bro, probably just a mission call.

Ken: Yeah Josh just realized he had something better to do.

by kp1 June 25, 2009

Calling the plumber

When anticipation of anal sex is high you prepare the female by filling her douche with x lax to assure you get a good clean piping.

Yo Gary I was about to Go to pound town through the back door but wanted to make sure the porch was cleaned out so I was calling the plumber to get a clean slip and slide

by Chopperindabag April 29, 2021

Last(-)Call

v. To knock over the other team's curling stones used with single, etc
1n. (Slang) A curling stone
2n. An instance of last-calling the other team

1. Dude this bloody jjjjjjj just last-called me too far like WTF Boom!
2. Get your last calls as close to the middle as possible
3. I am going to finish them with last calls
Last(-)Call

by Fuckout March 11, 2019

bang a call

to reject a phone call

I would tried calling her but I already had her bang a call on me once.

by morphopotomus February 26, 2021

call of the wild

When all of sudden, out of nowhere, you get the urge to take a shit

You: Sorry buddy, I’ve got to go. I’ve got the call of the wild.
Buddy: Which call?

You: A shit.
Buddy: I thought you meant to masturbate.
You: Piss off I need a shit. Goodbye.

by FlatCapWolf October 26, 2022

Calle Moment

Not being able to clutch when he needs to.

Person 1: Come on! You can clutch this!
Person 2: Tries and fails.
Person 1. OMG, this is a real Calle Moment.

by Grenschen November 7, 2022

Baiting call

A male who thinks he's making progress with a girl he's trying to fuck with is making a baiting call happen, not a mating call.

No key didn't even see the trap laid out for him coming. The girl he was trying to get closer to had him arrested with a baiting call.

by Solid Mantis May 16, 2018