life, man

When someone in therapy realizes that life is really, really complicated.

I just realized that my father used to fondle me after I fell asleep. Life, Man.

by DGPACE February 7, 2014

Man sloot

When a guy hook up with multiple girls younger then him

Danny knight is a man sloot

by Cpmoneytrees November 23, 2016

Barrackpore Man

The sweetest type of men in south, they like to drink and cry and run down neighbors with cutlass

"i got a barrackpore man's number"
"Girl keep him eh"

by AceVeteran January 18, 2020

Hotdog Man

When you're at a gas station and a man who is absolutely blanked out tells you about the infamous hotdog man who terrorizes the bathrooms east of the Mississippi. He may kill you and then shit of your corpse leaving you in the local gas station bathroom.

Cr1tiKal: hey man I gotta go use the shitter real bad can I get the key
Blanked man: hotdog man

by Jadadion March 8, 2020

softa man

a alcoholic fluid used in warfare as a weapon of torture. In the 1989 Geneva conventions, it was banned due to unnecessary pain. Many have died of softa man. It should be reported whenever spotted

softa man strikes again nigga

by Mcsmartass March 9, 2020

Manning moment

When all odds are against you but you somehow succeed

“I had a Manning moment on the statistics test and somehow got 100 on it!”

by Dayron Arias October 30, 2020

Mooies Man

An epic youtuber CREATING THE BEST CONTENT IN THE WORLD!!! #subtomooiesman #savethehippos #savemoojuice hahaha

Oh Mooies Man, you brighten my day with epic Moo jokes and amazing quality, much better than Matthew's SEND IT channel trash.

by Max Stallard November 1, 2020