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Lisa Lampanelli

The most funny female insult comic on the face of the Earth. Even though most of her jokes are about race, gender, or sexual orientation, she is very funny. She the female Counterpart of Carlos Mencia because she talks about Race A LOT!

But she really needs her own show on comedy central or somewhere. She is the future.

SHe also love black men.
"I blow more black guys than Hurricane Katrina"-Lisa Lampanelli

"I better watch out, she might throw her 13 babies at me (referring to a hispanic woman in the crowd)"-Lisa Lampanelli
by Gozzy August 10, 2008
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silence of the lambs dance

To accurately recreate the insane, human flesh wearing dance by Buffalo Bill from the movie "Silence of the Lambs" by putting on lipstick, rubbing your nipple ring, and sticking your penis in betwixt your legs while wearing a robe.
Oh baby, when you do that silence of the lambs dance it gets me so hot. It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.
by lyricalbastard August 2, 2006
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Lamington

cake sponge coconut chocolate Australia

An Australian created cake for all occasions. A square sponge, usually stale coated in chocolate and sprinkled with coconut.
Rumour has it a man dropped his spongecake into the gravy by accident, and threw it over his shoulder, where it landed in a bowl of coconut, or peanut butter. A servent who saw this when he/she was cleaning after the meal, decided to substitute the gravy with Chocolate and it became a well known loved snack for generations to come.
I ate a lamington after dinner.

My lamington has too much coconut and not enough chocolate.

Why is this lamington so dry?
by The~Apprentice~ July 16, 2006
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Lambohov

The single most dangerous northern-european ghetto, located in the south-western part of the run-down industrial city of Linköping.

Some basic Lambohov survival-tips:

1. Don't look anyone in the eyes, they will feel threatend and the will probably stab you dead right on the spot.

2. Never go outside after 6 p.m. Barricade yourself inside your home and always keep your 12-gauge near in case there is a notorius "lambotown home raid"

3. Always travel light and by bike, unless you wanna score some crack, in which case line 202 is the place to be.
Every kid born in Lambohov is bound to become a diciple of the street. wörd.
by GekkoÖdla May 3, 2005
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Lamp

Carry on doing that and I’ll fucking lamp you!
by ale July 17, 2003
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LAMOO

1. What cows do instead of laughing their asses off.
2. The retard spelling of LMAO.
3. A person that thinks they're a cow, mooing their ass off.
4. A person laughing their ass off, while simultaneously mooing like a dying cow.
1. So I told my cow, Joe-Bob, that I was gonna make burgers outta him, and he just starts LAMOOing at me. Then he took a shit on my face.
2. LAMOOOOOO JAKE THATS SO FUNNY! IM LAUGHING SO HARD MY ASS IS LITERALLY FALLING OFF!!
3. Dude I've lived on this cow farm for so long, I think I'm like half-cow now. I can't laugh anymore, all that comes out are moos.
4. DZANYELL YOU HAD ME LAUGHING SO HARD I SOUNDED LIKE A DYING COW!
by starrskis July 9, 2010
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Lame ass nigga

A souncloud rapper who tries to promote there trash ass music that no one cares about.
Souncloud Artist: "Yo you might not see this but im an upcoming souncloud artist and..."

Me: Shut the fuck up Lame ass nigga
by HoodNigga1400 September 10, 2018
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