Tainted Mushroom

The act of jerking off with your hand and dick inside her pussy at the same time

I tried banging a hooker last night but had to pull a Tainted Mushroom because she was so whalered out

by Beav Handler June 10, 2018

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Taint Rot

The rotting of one's taint caused by diabetes medicine.

That new medicine the dr put me on for diabetes helped but now I got some serious taint rot.

by My non gender defining eudonym March 3, 2021

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taint missile

When u accidentally pull your Weiner out too far when you're plowing a chick and you ram it into her taint.

I was cock blasting a chick really hard and I accidentally pulled a thrust out too far and gave her a taint missile that hurt so bad that it made the cold war look like a trip to Disney Land.

by Inspector Taint July 5, 2014

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Taint Paint

While playing online shooting games, the act of alternating crouching and standing. This results in a “clam slam” or “tea bag” frustrating opponents to repeat poor gaming decisions.

Gave that sniper a good taint paint, now he’s dropping in on me again.

by letsmergedotcom January 5, 2022

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