I tried banging a hooker last night but had to pull a Tainted Mushroom because she was so whalered out
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I was cock blasting a chick really hard and I accidentally pulled a thrust out too far and gave her a taint missile that hurt so bad that it made the cold war look like a trip to Disney Land.
by Inspector Taint July 5, 2014
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Bro hold up, before we go out I need to use my fromonda taint brush to freshen up the amigos.
Bro hold up, before we go out I need to use my fromonda taint brush to freshen up the amigos.
by Lee bllack January 31, 2017
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Man, I felt so bad for her. I took a piss then she pulled down my pants and I had such a tainted tato.
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I'm so confused. What to celebrate during Holi-Taint?
I'm so confused. What to celebrate during Holi-Taint?
by Holi-Taint Founder December 28, 2018
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