by ibmayhem September 3, 2019

Horned Jake, a icon of the Clown Coup at the nation's Capitol. When in reality he was an unemployed loser doing cosplay in a horn hat while living with his mama.
Horned Jake was a primitive, braying cartoon that played a major part in the attack on the nation's Capitol.
by Swisher rolled tight January 20, 2021

A horny young lady out on the prowl for sex with a man; not a woman who's too particular, just one who needs her needs fulfilled.
by unklebear February 25, 2021

by Hahabitchshuttjefuckup February 25, 2017

Me: Hey bro let's travel to Cape Horn it'll be great I promise.
Friend: Sounds like a plan, how big's your TV?
Bystanders: *wtf does a TV have to do with traveling to Cape Horn?*
Friend: Sounds like a plan, how big's your TV?
Bystanders: *wtf does a TV have to do with traveling to Cape Horn?*
by DrAwesomedlo00 December 21, 2019

by Theunicorner January 31, 2017

It's when daddy uses his left hand, puts it above his forehead, making horns using the index and pinky fingers.
Sasha asked daddy, if he was a cop. He winks, and smiles at her, while replying with "payroll horns" as he turns and walks away.
by Daddy sleave December 23, 2024
