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Hello There

When a Fu*king A$$hole comes behind you and your army without you realizing. And decides to drag your attention by saying "Hello There". After you see him you automatically will say by instinct "General Kenobi"
General Kenobi: *jumps* "Hello There"
General Grievous:*turns back* "General Kenobi"
by AssholicHuman October 8, 2017
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The "hello" fee

A repair person's initial fee upon visiting your home. Plumber, electrician, locksmith, pimp, what have you.
Electrician: Hello, thank you for calling! How may I help you today?
Hapless Parent: My son was being an idiot and played with the circuit breaker. Can you fix it?
Electrician: I understand, ma'am. I'll be right over.
Hapless Parent: Hold on, how much is the "hello" fee?
Electrician: $75 per visit.
Hapless Parent: Fuck, really?! Ugh... fine.
by duckboy416 October 29, 2017
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Dutch hello

Waking someone up with your morning wood, often utilizing for sex.
I woke up and he was giving me the Dutch hello! At first I thought it was just his wooden shoes, but it was his other wood...
by Scooter McBooter June 16, 2017
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hello dawg

Saying hello to someone you call dawg. The more formal version of 'hey dawg'.
by fambamspamalamgam November 3, 2017
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The Hello Kitty Massacre

Band from Oconomowoc Wisconsin (respectively) circa. 2015
Originally From The Ashes We Rise Anew the band started as metalcore but subtly shifted to a deathgrind sound (respectively) after the name change
This controversial band is mostly anonymous with only alias's and the lead singer (former Angel) Yung bR@T, who's instagram is already pushing 6k+ instagram followers. What makes this band so surprising is that they are all still in high school as of now and the members are believed to be no older than 18 with a growing fan base and extreme controversial lyrics and singing style.
"Yo did you go see " The Hello Kitty Massacre " last night"
"Yeah i can't believe how brutal the vocals were for how young they are"
by Arishaffir December 15, 2017
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hello world

The simplest computer program one could write.
Only prints to the screen "Hello World", but makes newbies feel like kings of the world.
A:"Dude, I just created a hello world program in BrainFuck all by myself!"
B (sarcastic):"Oh, wow. You must feel like the king of the world."
A:"You have no idea. Check y=the code out!"
B:"fine"

//le code
++++++++++
>+++++++>++++++++++>+++>+<<<<-
>++.>+.+++++++..+++.>++.<<+++++++++++++++.>.
+++.------.--------.>+.>.

B:"What the fuck am I looking at?"
B then went on to start worshiping Urban Müller
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