hello-o

Spanish for hello this was first used by dr.bob kelso from scrubs

girl:hola
me an intellectual:hello-o

by cole_stevens69 November 1, 2021

Laois Hello

Pronounced 'Leash', the Laois Hello is a method of greeting a member of the opposing gender in which the aggressor gets the victim in a quasi- forceful headlock and proceeds to unconsensually kiss them on the lips. This technique came to notoriety in the county of Laois, Ireland, hence the title it bears.

"No way boys, I just saw Ryaner give Tiffany the most questionable Laois hello of all time!"

by Humdinger McDaniels February 9, 2024

Norwegian Hello

When a woman with an ample bosom says hello by displaying said bosom and granting the recipient a kiss.

That nice lady at the bar gave me a Norwegian hello

by TheDevilsBuddie August 8, 2025

Hello

Just how bored are you???? Well I had the time to make this so you probably just did this because: #1. Your an robot/alien trying to figure out the best way of communicating so you don't sound like a robot/alien whatever you are. #2. You were trying to find the $exv|@| meaning of it and your absolutely dirty/messed up. #3. You are a 10 IQ 4 year old that has Cheetos(I HATE AUTO CORRECT!!!) dust and doesn't know what hello means #4. You were THAT bored to type this up on U.D (Urban dictionary(If you SOMEHOW don't know what U.D means) ). If you did this because of any of these reasons i'll pay the cost of therapy:).

A1(Amateur 1): Hello JAAAA1(Just as amateur as A1) JAAAA1: Greetings A1! A1: OMFG LAB GUY OR WHATEVER JAAAA1 JUST DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE WAY TO SAY HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lab guy: Meh probably something we heard before A1: JAAAA1 JUST SAID "GREETINGS" TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M THE FIRST ONE TO HEAR IT EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lab guy: OMG PUT THIS IN THE U.D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JAAAA1: Uhhh then why are we on the U.D?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? A1 & Lab guy: Wait what??????????????????????? (Plot twist: it was ALL a simulation)

by XxMochi April 1, 2023

hello

Fuck you

hello idiot.

by fdnvfnv February 20, 2022

Hello

Greetings

Hello mummy

by pixiedust137 September 14, 2020

Hello

You would usually say hello when you want to spoon their batty and slob on their penis

Hello mum

by Dhrhjdfidi November 22, 2021