candy hamburger

the candy hamburger is the 3 layers of discoloration that most men have under the head of their penis. the colors resembles a candy hamburger.

Wes was stroking his candy hamburger late last night whilst watching the meat spin.

also...

Wow! Dan arena does NOT have a candy hamburger.

by ballsnmeface March 14, 2009

wrist hamburger

what happens when emo kids are left alone with thier i-pods and sharp objects.

"she made so much wrist hamburger her arms are zebra print"

by bob the emo killer February 27, 2010

portugese hamburger

When a person travels to Europe and spends too much time in the hotel room with his/hers sports team.

While in Europe Johnny indulged in many Portugese Hamburgers!

by Pacadooman April 9, 2013

soggy hamburger

When a guy has such a hard erection he cums a little bit in his under wear

dang dude I just had a soggy hamburger

by Soggy hamburger September 3, 2016

Mexican Hamburger

It's when someone is about to get trump'd, so they knock out two people and shit on their chest. After that is done, the two subjects are smashed together, forming the hamburger

I was about to get fired ese, so I pulled of a good ol fashioned Mexican hamburger.

by Holliballin August 25, 2016

greasy hamburger

When you pass out on the toilet and you have marks on your forehead from laying on the toilet to long.

I was so shit faced that I was a greasy hamburger before I left the bar.

by 7 3/4 and 23 August 8, 2017

turkish hamburger

The poofy haired vagina of an overweight 40+ Black haired woman that has a pickle fragment dangling from within its entanglement of mingle twine.

Dude, she took off her panties and there it was, a Turkish hamburger. She had to be 40+ and queefed pickles.

by Bungfolio the Great!!!! August 31, 2017