An intelligent human women who is captain goggles by day and captain pool by night. She gets her super hero power from eating Bush’s baked beans honey bacon flavor style. She will only save you if she’s near a pool. If you not by a pool just expect to not make it out. Sometimes clicks a pen to try and annoy people even though it doesn’t work.
by SCARFACE September 25, 2018
Get the CAPTAIN GOGGLESmug. Similar to beer goggles, however its when you have been in lockdown for far too long that you would find anyone attractive. Especially when they are covered up by a face mask.
by tippycamelbak September 25, 2020
Get the Corona Gogglesmug. 1: i saw rebecca last night and she looked so good
2: rebecca from ap us history ?
1: yeah
2: bro you got college goggles…
2: rebecca from ap us history ?
1: yeah
2: bro you got college goggles…
by poppa pill March 22, 2024
Get the college gogglesmug. When any house, apartment, condo, car, hospital or underside of a bridge looks like an ideal place to move into due only to having an incredibly miserable home life or are simply living in a shit hole.
"We've got to help my buddy out, bro. He's got the Residential Beer Goggles--he was talking about how great it would be to live on the subway."
by T0NYALPHA February 20, 2017
Get the Residential Beer Gogglesmug. clout goggles or gogy goggles are a good way to become very popular. the youtuber georgenotfound in famous for using them. Rappers also use them alot,and get pretty dang popular
a popular pair of glasses.
rapper fan. i got clout goggles
other rapper fan. no fair! i want clout goggles
rapper fan. i got clout goggles
other rapper fan. no fair! i want clout goggles
by LactoseMan323 November 4, 2021
Get the Clout gogglesmug. When a man or group of men spend an extended period of time isolated from any women, especially in the wilderness on a trip camping or even at a summer camp for weeks, it causes his/their perception of the attractiveness of any woman or women they lay eyes on to be exaggerated as a result of the relative lack of exposure. Obviously this applies to straight men, I'm not sure whether it works similarly for women isolated from men or homosexual women or men being isolated from the group toward whom they are attracted, or not. My guess is that it does, though the effect may be strongest with straight men, but I don't know.
"My friend just got back to civilization from a month-long trip in the Rockies with his friends, and he was ogling hard at these chicks who couldnt have been more than a 4 or 5 and that's being generous. He definitely has a case of moose goggles after that long all-male experience. I sure wouldn't want to do something like that without at least some women along. Even if no one's getting it on or anything, it makes a huge difference for how your mind works when you see one. I've had moose goggles before after going to an all-boys summer camp and it has the disinhibitory potential to lead to decisions that could cause regret, for sure. "
by Psygn February 17, 2021
Get the Moose gogglesmug. Like beer goggles but kicks in while a person is sober and willing to fuck any one of any body type..
by Myers guy May 1, 2016
Get the Thirsty gogglesmug.