Saki Goggles

Phenomenon in which one's consumption of alcohol makes physically unattractive Asians appear beautiful.

I had my saki goggles on last night and woke up with an asian troll in my bed.

by BigBlake August 3, 2012

Drought Goggles

Similar to drunk goggles but in this case no alcohol involved. When one goes without sex for an extended period of time and the less attractive start looking better.

Can you believe the girl Steve went home with!? Must've been a serious case of Drought Goggles.

by Downtown Georgia Brown January 31, 2012

Thizz Goggles

What you wear when you are rolling face its use is to protect you from hurt bitches it counter balances the effects of the thizz so you can see and think more clearly helping you find a true dime piece. They also look fucking legit.

"Fuck man, if i didn't have these thizz goggles i might of hooked up with that whale."

by kingjamesthefiffteenth February 20, 2012

Blow Goggles

The law that states every woman is infinitely more attractive with your penis in her mouth.

"Damn that bitch is ugly." "Not with my dick in her mouth. Gotta love the blow goggles."

by Godlike Power July 28, 2012

fail goggles

When a guy/girl fails at getting action or maintaining a relationship with a person, he/she won't find others as attractive as said person. The strength/length of fail goggles is dependent upon time and emotional attachment.

Guy - "I just don't find her that attractive."

Friend - "Dude, you just broke up, so you have the fail goggles on. She's a 10 and I know you'd normally agree with me."

by kanji_sasahara October 24, 2011

Pudding goggles

The act of ejaculating in both of ones eyes during the act of masturbation.

"Hey, Ben, it's your turn to draft."

"Gimme a minute, I gave myself pudding goggles again!"

by ElZarape July 27, 2017

freshman goggles

Similar to beer goggles. When you are a freshman (in high school or college) and everyone you meet is new and exciting, you think that people (especially of the opposite sex) are attractive, nice and/or interesting when they're actually aggressively mediocre in hindsight. Although this phenomenon is worst in high school freshmen and can actually lead to mistakes that impact the rest of one's high school life, upon acceptance to college the high school senior immediately forgets everything they learned not to do and proceeds to make the same mistakes as a college freshman (although freshman goggles usually fade within a month or two in college, while a high school freshman may wear their goggles for the entire year).

September, high school senior: "Ugh, Rafael is coming back for alumni day this week. I really don't want to see him again."
Emma, high school senior: "I can't believe you actually liked him."
September: "I had freshman goggles. I can't believe I was ever that stupid. By the way, have I told you about Dylan?"
Emma: "No?"
September: "Yeah, I met him online! We both got into the same program at X University. This is him. He's cute, isn't he? We talk like every day and we're making plans to meet up before school starts and..."
Emma: "And the cycle continues."

by QueenZ122699 October 19, 2018