Using full (night before garbage collection) rolling green garbage cans launched at high speeds to cause severe vandalism to cars and property.
Good places for ripe goblins are - houses with baby toys in the yard (diapers), houses with lots of pets, painters houses,
Good places to deploy goblins are long road stretches with rich snoby people
How To - get 4 people in a fast 4 door car, ride around and grab 4 goblins with good wheels - VERY IMPORTANT!!!!, next roll the goblins beside the car with your hand holding the goblin and accellerate to roughly 80-90mph find your targets and let each person release their green goblin. Results will vary every time but the outcome is always the same, if the goblin impacts the taget gets fubared.
Good places for ripe goblins are - houses with baby toys in the yard (diapers), houses with lots of pets, painters houses,
Good places to deploy goblins are long road stretches with rich snoby people
How To - get 4 people in a fast 4 door car, ride around and grab 4 goblins with good wheels - VERY IMPORTANT!!!!, next roll the goblins beside the car with your hand holding the goblin and accellerate to roughly 80-90mph find your targets and let each person release their green goblin. Results will vary every time but the outcome is always the same, if the goblin impacts the taget gets fubared.
yo man, Andy went out to Bartlett in the civic green goblin hunting. I bet he made a mess out of a couple of Escalades
by Joel Bishop January 15, 2007
Ass Goblin - A being that goes out of his way to be like a singular person. He will dress, eat/drink, suddenly have same interests as that person. They try to keep themselves low profile by blending their style with that person's just to make it look like it has always been their own style.
by Anon July 7, 2004
by snowmanms10 September 13, 2010
by randomFatFuck February 25, 2018
When you spread you ass cheeks and pieces or smudges of shit are spread all over your asshole and the surrounding area of your asshole
by BIG G! October 18, 2007
A disgusting, foul, dumb piece of shit that can put a piece of Fried chicken between the gap in it’s front teeth and suck it down to the marrow in a tenth of a second.
“ Did you see that bitch that they hired to clean the toilets?? She is one disgusting fried chicken goblin”
by Pirate Lyfe October 8, 2021
The green gas goblin, aka Unvoicedzoo is a deformed fatass that sneaks into peoples attics and farts green gas. He tries to get pay back from everyone that said to him he farts green gas and how he doesn’t shower. Watch out for him, his farts can kill anyone in a second. The only way for him to disappear is if you say, thats not funny
by messithegoatfr June 23, 2023