Friend Zone 

The term men use to blame their own shallowness on women.

A girl makes a new friend who happens to be a guy, and he's really nice all the time and she thinks, wow, I have a really good friend. But it turns out the guy isn't interested in friendship, all he wants is to "get some".

Oftentimes, when the guy realizes that he's not going to "score" (how long that takes can vary), he suddenly drops his feigned friendship and moves on to other targets. The girl is left wondering what she did wrong to make such a good friendship fall apart, but of course what really happened was was that the girl had made the mistake of seeing the guy as a real person worthy of her friendship while the guy had only ever seen her as an object.

The guy justifies his behavior by getting together with his buddies and whining about being put in the "friend zone" so that he gets to feel like he's the victim.

Friend Zone by Philia ouk Eros November 21, 2010

friend-spouse  

Platonic best friends that act, socialize, and behave like a married couple.

Lauren is bringing her friend-spouse, Tobie.

"I'll only go if my friend-spouse can."

"Let's go on a friend-spouse double-date!"

friend-spouse by tobiewankenobi March 16, 2009

Friend Families 

Knowing more than one friend w/ the same name, but they don't know each other because they are from different stereotype cliques.

xallix: geeze, how many allisons do u know?
XMichealX: ummmmm...3?
xallix:damn. i know 6 mikes
XMichealX: ...ouch
xallix: yupp. it's easy to keep them straight tho. they're all from different friend families, so they don't know each other

Friend Families by dragonxalli November 1, 2009

Friend Credits 

1. Currency among friends when offering money may be a faux pas or even insulting. Often accounted for when performing friendly favors.

2. Currency that replaces tangible currency when you are all out.

Friend 1: "You owe me 20 dollars."
Friend 2: "Don't have it, take friend credits."
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Luke Skywalker: "I just saved your life, you know?"
Han Solo: "I owe you one, kid, one friend credit that is."

Friend Credits by Rob A. - Chicago January 7, 2010

Friend Fodder 

When a person is added as a friend on a social networking site, for no reason other than raising another persons friend total.

Gerard: Hey dude, i noticed that totally hot chick from the third floor added you on Facebook the other day.

Wayne: Yeah, she keeps deleting my comments though. I'm blatantly just friend fodder.

Friend Fodder by MorbidPig April 27, 2010

Friend Hoggin

When a person gets jealous when another person is talking to their friend and trying to get closer to them. Even though this person also talks to other people to but make it so their friends can only be exclusive to them and talk to no one but them.

Person 1: I dont like it when you go to talk to other people and not me.
Person 2: What am i only allowed to talk to you only? But you can talk to your other friends too?
Person 1: Yes now im not going to talk to you and ignore you until you say sorry
Person 2: oh my god why you be friend hoggin

Friend Hoggin by Anonymous Sushi September 8, 2010

friend worm 

a person who sends friend requests via other peoples' friend lists and continues to request their friends and so on and so on.

You receive a friend request from someone you have never heard of from another state but you have 6 friends in common. They're likely a friend worm

This person trolls through peoples' friend lists getting added by anyone they can find to access as many friend lists as they can.

You got 2,000 friends but you don't know anybody, dude. You're just friend worming everybody, asshat.

friend worm by sdsongster July 29, 2011