Feetsco

A canine with the ability to out-chase any ball, out-charm any human, out-warm any foot and that brings to mind the phrase, "I am a dog. I can't have a conversation and I can't buy anything from you because I have no pockets..."

We need a Feetsco around here.

You know what the answer to your problems is? Feetsco.

I need a Feetsco.

by RememberMe October 20, 2012

feet

a device used to find legos in the dark

"man,last night i found that lego i have been searching for 5 years.with my feet. ..""

by potatoma March 27, 2017

Gatoh Feet

Apparantly, it's when you wear Chuck Taylor Converse, and they make your feet look longer than they really are.

Person One: YO! Your converse make you look like you got Gatoh Feet.

Person Two: Why thank you, you gramatically challenged fat kid.

by The Pop Punk Disaster September 4, 2008

Gatoh' Feet

The effect of your feet being longer, and wider when wearing Converse Chuck Taylors.

Person A: Yo, Your converse make you look like you got gatoh' feet.

by Cap'n Angelina Red Beard September 16, 2008

musky feet beat

putting a girls feet inbetween your ass cheeks and sliding up and down.

i was so high last night i totally gave this dude a musky feet beat

by quicky tit May 13, 2009

burger feet

The things at the end of a persons legs that resemble hamburger buns with toes, like feet but with unusually rotund mid-sections; vaguely similar to baby feet only adult-sized. Whether or not a person has burger feet has little to do with one's overall weight and/or build, in fact they are most conspicuous on those with thin to average builds.

That white girl in the jeans and flip-flops is looking fine but she has a serious case of burger feet.

by Waco Johnny Dean December 14, 2015

sodapoppin feet

When someones feet are at the level of insanely bad hygiene, effects of this can be an odor that can travel through space and time (often their computer or media playing devises screens) to get people form around the world shivering in disgust. This phenomenon can not be explained by modern sciences and is for that reason highly classified but a recent leak showed cases of this phenomenon triggering so called Soda-Foot dreams i with the affected are brought into a long slumber that can be closely resembling a mixture of a bad foot fetish dream and coma.

-Have you heard about that new foot thing?

-Yeh, do you mean the sodapoppin feet, it makes me fear my phone i haven't sleept for days.

by didllaz February 15, 2017