joogle the cross eyed dangler

A guy who is:
a. Smart like google
b. Good at judo
c. Too young for his own good
d. Annoying as hell
e. Cross eyed from staring at screens

J: Hello Joogle the cross eyed dangler
N: Whyyyyyy

by aa1345 June 26, 2023

Chook eyed

An Australian slang term for someone who is really high since their eyes start to go red and squinty like a chicken. only to be used for those who are reeeeeeeeeelly high

"hey wheres tom"

"man hes on the couch, hes fucking chook eyed"

"oh fuck how much did he have"

"easily 13 cones just to himself"

"mans gonna be on journey"

by SomeDumbFuck December 31, 2018

bleary eyed

Dulled, unaware, zero ambition.
Doesn’t see/ understand the opportunities in front of them.
Content to put up with a crap life/deal because they don’t understand there is something else or better.

You have been in this situation for so long you are bleary eyed to it.

He walks through life bleary eyed with no clue of what real fun is.

by Edz67 July 20, 2023

Green Eyed Mama

The feeling a mother gets when she is so proud of her children for doing some activity yet at the same time feels so jealous that she cannot do that same activity as well as her kids.

I can't believe I turned into a Green Eyed Mama while I ran with my daughter.

One minute I was so proud of her for running so quickly and far and the next I felt like the Green-Eyed Monster from Berenstain Bears.

by tipsfromthechicks March 28, 2020

Ei

origin meaning- soft, kind and sincere. Can also be used to describe something/someone so beautiful it leaves you in awe.

"Beautiful and kind, man, she's such an 'Ei'."

by venlee November 22, 2021

Ei

The actual Shogun of Inazuma as Baal was actually a Puppet, She is kind hearted unlike Baal being rude.

Hello Ei! I brought you some dango!
Ei, Do you like Baal?

by Haruko_Sama November 22, 2021

bright eyed lion

some blonde bimbo who denies anything that’s remotely true and incriminating of herself

bright eyed lions sure is a retard

by pinchy1x August 11, 2023