$ex Energy

$ex Energy is the epitome of music. He is the one who will outwork the outworkers and out-fuck the out-fuckers. Yet, he doesn’t fuck around. He’s the guy who shows up early and leaves late, except for those couple times when some shit happened. He makes his girl cum for pleasure. He cares about people and their relationships and promotes healthy relationships, and exciting sexual encounters in his music. He embraces his struggle and his triumphs, but doesn’t dwell on either. He’s the guy you want performing at your event, guaranteed to turn it up with dynamic dance moves, high/positive energy, and crowd participation that makes everyone have a better experience. He’s the type to have a website called sexemusic.com . He’s an all around stand up guy that’ll still fuck a bitch like the dirty slut she is 😁

You heard that new $ex Energy song? That shit is fire🔥🔥🔥. I played it like 20 times in a row 😂.

by Music Enthusiast November 23, 2021

Ex-Mrs. Brady

Looks like Bill Belichick's not the only one running around deflating other dudes balls, amaright? Eheheheheheh...

Hym "HA! GET IT!? Like the thing? Hahaha! Ex-Mrs. Brady gets it! Heheheheheheheh. I'm a comedy writer AND a stand-up comedian technically!"

by Hym Iam March 9, 2024

pay your ex day

When your dating someone and their poor at the time and a little bit after the breakup they get rich. Time for them to pay you for your broken heart.

"Where's my money?"
"What are you talking back"
"It's national pay your ex day"
"Oh crap I forgot about it. Here's 50$"

by Alyssa drake November 29, 2019

Big shlogan exely

A chick with a dick is it a man or a women a big Fat heffa who cant decide

Wow big Shlogan exely gave me a sloppy jalopy

by Urban wanker March 18, 2019

Ex

Anyone you seriously spent time with whether it be a boyfriend or someone you just talked to for a decent amount of time.

Oh my gosh thats my ex!

Did you guys date?

No but we went on dates all the time and hooked up, thats my ex!

by aim00 August 14, 2023

ex

a sand nigger that runs a convenience store that smells like incense sticks

that sand nigger ex didn't give me my change back

by dylan gibsomn March 27, 2023

Finger your ex day

On 12th June it’s ‘finger your ex day’

Oh what day is it tomorrow?
‘Finger your ex day bro’

by Steve-carol44 June 12, 2021