epic fail syndrome

when your life just sucks massive cock, and you suck at everything.

G1:Suck my dick!
G2: Sorry I choke on small items!
G1: ahawwaaahah..?!??!

you have epic fail syndrome, if your guy 1.

by arian_O March 20, 2010

the-most-epic-person

The definition of this word is you :)

I Know this person, They are "The-most-epic-person"

by James_1107 February 17, 2022

ePic GAmER TOoL

A tool that was sent down from the gods of Minecraft.

Kid 1: Ay bRo guEsS whaT.
Kid 2: WhAt?
Kid 1: I GOT AN ePic GAmER TOoL!
Kid 2: HoLy CrAp!

by I EAT FURRYS AND CHILDREN September 29, 2020

Epic Snowball Fight

A small, rather unsatisfying, and above all passive snowball fight, followed by hot chocolate and sitting around either playing RockBand or doing nothing.

"Hey Joey, lets go have an Epic Snowball Fight! I hear Nick just got Beatles RockBand!"

by The Derp Master February 11, 2010

epic gamer style

some shit links would say

My mom just died, epic gamer style

by austroid November 25, 2018

Supreme Epic Fail

A fail of such incredible magnitude that epic fail alone cannot describe it. Only a small percentage of failure is great enough to be dubbed supreme, but that which is should not be forgotten and deserves the Supreme Epic Fail Award.

From YouTube:
Sconz32 (2 days ago)
HELLO MY NAME IS JOHN AND I HAVE AIDS

A public declaration of Supreme Epic Fail at its finest.

by Whom it doesn't concern July 22, 2009

Epic Fap Fairy

The Epic Fap Fairy is an elusive (and possibly non-existent) magical creature that lurks on teh internets, waiting to cyber with you on anonymous chat sites.

Not to be confused with your standard camwhore, EFF is the perfect imaginary girl. She's ridiculously hot, and would love nothing more to help you enjoy your hand.

Be warned, you should never ask the Epic Fap Fairy for a picture, because as legend states, if anyone ever sees her, she will cease to exist, and then legions of omegletards will be forced to asl in vain forevermore.

Stranger: looking for a girl who wants to show me her boobs
You: oh, you mean the epic fap fairy?
You: you'll never see her
You: if anyone does, she'll stop existing FOREVER!
You: srsly.
You: O_O

by TheRealEFF November 16, 2009