Eating Blinds

When you do something really stupid out of pure panic. Or when you just royally screw up despite your best efforts not to.

JohnBob, really liked Brittany and wanted to be her boyfriend. Instead, he kept eating blinds and could never ask her out.

by Blondeterage September 18, 2012

octopus eating

Using both arms to eat, with four forks in each hand. Nobody has ever been known to do it. If you do, put it on youtube.

Octopus eating is so hard as to be almost impossible

by DodoDude700 July 9, 2014

eating crust

Eating asshole

Hey Becky do you like eating crust

We Matt I don't eat asshole

by jackskelington September 23, 2016

eat shit

When you fall really fucking hard it can be on your face or not it doesn't matter

Guy 1: aye you seen that nigga eat shit while running the other day?
Guy 2: Yea he fucking hard as shit

by slumpin January 13, 2017

Victor Be Eating

A fat nigga that be eating hella hamburgers and other foods

Weakness: Food

Mayo: Aye bro where my hamburger go?

Victor Be Eating : 😳
Mayo: You fat bitch

by Thee Deezy October 19, 2020

Eat the garden

To eat the puuussssss of a vegan.

Timmy: hey penny ,can I eat the garden?
penny: sure *speads legs*

by pizzacutter24 March 22, 2017

Eating buddy

When you eat the Chandan doggy.

Every day I am eating buddy. Buddy is the best dog to eat.

by MikeHunt723 May 10, 2021