The Egyptian Horoscope Is Based Off Elephants

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The Egyptian Horoscope Is Based Off Elephants

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

Reverse elephant

When you put your balls in a girls mouth and then attempt to force your erect penis up her nose.

Holy shit did you hear about bill? He totally tried to reverse elephant Sarah but he tore his foreskin on her nostril... Bet that hurt like hell!

by ColonelNutzdeep December 2, 2016

Dead Elephant Bounce

A short-lived and delusional surge in the stock market or economy that occurs under conservative leadership. This usually happens after a crash, scandal, or policy blunder. It mimics a “dead cat bounce” but with heavier consequences, more denial, and louder press conferences. Symbolically named after the GOP elephant, it represents the false hope injected into markets by tax cuts, culture wars, or trickle-down talking points that no longer land.

Conservatives passed that stimulus for billionaires and called it a recovery. Dead elephant bounce if I’ve ever seen one.

by Jayley Weathers April 20, 2025

Elephant Peanut Butter

n. : Gooey paste like film; which normally resides in the crotch area.

Did you see all that elephant peanut butter left over after those dirty hippies had sex Lindsay Lohan in that tent in the backyard? Damn, those dirty hippies WILL do anything!

by L3Mon_Slic3R November 13, 2011

elephant cup

In the shower, Insert the middle and ring fingers in the anus and the other fingers gripping the buttus. Cup your palm to catch the water and let the water clean out your anus.

I wanted to feel cleaner after the mud butt I had, so I elephant cupped in the shower.

by Therealsion2yall December 16, 2022

Elephants Phoot

A way of describing how poor your joke was.

Another way of saying 'stinky feet'.

"Your joke was Elephants Phoot"
"You have Elephants Phoot"

by Radiationtastesn1ce January 30, 2024

go elephants

Without a doubt, the most popular chant at the University of Alabama. Most girls get wet just thinking about Big Al's trunk slithering inside them, carefully shooting peanuts again and again. At each game, right before kick off, students all scream in unison, "Go ELEPHANTS" as soon as they spot Nick Saban and hot hunk Al. They only show the Roll Tide on TV because the true phrase is too powerful to be heard by mere mortals(let alone people from Ohio)

Can't wait to go to the game! Go elephants!!!

by getItInGorgas April 28, 2019