Billy-Eyed

to become horribly cross-eyed ergo you cannot comprehend what is going on.
"That movie was so bad it made me billy-eyed!"

"I don't know what they were saying, it was all billy-eyed"

"That chick was so fine I got all billy-eyed and didn't get a date"

"$15 for a beer? That place is billy-eyed"
by not another pseudonym January 25, 2012
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one eyed wiggling welshman

Another slang word for a man's penis.
The drunk guy showed his one eyed wiggling Welshman to the crowd.
by BlueJockeys January 05, 2016
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Stink Eyed Hippo

The act of hiding one's shitted underwear or pants under a bed.
Natalia: Oh man it stinks in here!

Katelyn: Yeah my roommate pulled another Stink Eyed Hippo without warning.
Natalia: Makes sense, she's a little mouse bitch.
by dan_gleewang January 14, 2021
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One eyed Journalist

This term is used for a Journalist that has one eye
mainly used for the character Mafuyu Nakata from the game Danganronpa: Russian Roulette.
i got nothing
i'm so tired
Person 1: Mafuyu ripped her eye out- what do we call her?
Person 2: One eyed Journalist
Person 1: What-
by Rikkaroid2434 July 31, 2021
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bleary eyed

Dulled, unaware, zero ambition.
Doesn’t see/ understand the opportunities in front of them.
Content to put up with a crap life/deal because they don’t understand there is something else or better.
You have been in this situation for so long you are bleary eyed to it.

He walks through life bleary eyed with no clue of what real fun is.
by Edz67 July 20, 2023
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cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.
That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.
by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016
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cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.
That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.
by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016
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