External locus of control

It's called "NOT BEING A SOLIPSIST."

Hym "That's literally all an external locus of control is. The absence of solipsistic delusion."

by Hym Iam March 21, 2024

Birth control

You are not being gaslit, lied to, and ignored you stupid Ben Shapiro looking bitch. I am.

Hym "You are not being gaslit about birth control you piece of shit. We are not the same. We are not alike. We are not comparable. You are not too good to fuck me."

by Hym Iam March 26, 2024

Dirty Controller

When you take an Xbox one controller, turn on a game to full vibration, and then hold it to a girls clit until they cum.

James: bro I gave my girl a Dirty Controller last night

Jax: what's that
James: one hell of a video game

by the_immortia March 26, 2024

microplastic control group

The terrifying realization that we live in a society where the world's most powerful individuals couldn't be half-assed to care about plastic waste, and that there are now microplastics inside of every living person on earth.
There is plastic in YOUR testicles RIGHT NOW!

Originated from an attempted science experiment where researchers tried to find the effect of microplastics in humans, but couldn't find anyone without microplastics inside of them

person 1: "bro everyone is so stupid nowadays"
person 2: "microplastic control group ahh situation"

by john blinker September 28, 2025

Hyena Crips Got Control (83GC)

Phrase and tag used by the Eighty-Three Gangster Crips (aka Hyena Crips) from Detroit’s Five Points area. It’s both a slogan and turf marker meaning their street crew runs or “got control” of the neighborhood.

“Every wall on Five Points says 83GC — that stands for Hyena Crips Got Control (83GC). The Hyenas really do run that whole side.”—Detroiter

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 22, 2025

autopilot adaptive decision control

Being a backronym of AADC (the title of an Indonesian movie), "autopilot apocalypse decision control" is the condition where someone experiences monotonous daily routine, e.g. high school students who go to school for 8 hours every Monday to Friday.

Imagine autopilot adaptive decision controls you all the time, making you have to go to school for 8 hours from Monday to Friday.

by Emotional Cruiser October 24, 2025

Taking control

When you want to become a woman finger someone's pussy then put your hand in then put your arm in do this for the other arm and put your legs inside than crawl inside your dick will feel a wave of pleasure as a sticky substance coats you and you take control of the woman but don't do en passant because you will be coated with piss you can do the same for to become a guy by crawling into his ass instead

I was tired of pretty private and decided to try Taking control .I seduced a woman and fucked her after that I started fingering her she moaned "it's not enough" than I put my arm in she moaned "daddy more more" than I did this for my other arm and she moaned my name by the time I put my legs in and crawled into her pink wet pussy.after I crawled in I felt this wave of pleasure as i fused with her and a sticky substance washed over me than I woke up as her

by L000 October 25, 2025