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Commatose

It refers to a dreadful state or condition of a certain Communication student who passed out due to unbearable academic requirements.
Engineering student: What happened to her?

Education student: She's in commatose.

Medicine student: How come she would pass out like that?

Accountancy student: She must be kidding us. Their degree is not that hard!

Communication: I just woke up. Shut up, b*tches!
by hi_there! June 10, 2021
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The Commander

One who commands, dictates, and gives orders of what will be done. This person does not care if you want to participate or not.
The commander told me to be at the party at exactly 5pm sharp, and demanded I eat even though I wasn’t hungry. Doesn’t he know we are all created equal? He is so bossy.
by the trombone April 7, 2019
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The 11th Commandment

"Most people know of the 10 Commandments, but very few people know of the 11th commandment."
by Your Boy 19045 June 27, 2016
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Long John Commando

Long johns, also known as long underwear or thermal underwear , are undergarments used in cold conditions to stay warm. They are essentially tight pants, or rather, brief underwear but with legs that extend down to the ankles.
There are two schools of thought when it comes to wearing long johns.

Some guys prefer to wear them over their original brief style underwear, while others throw aside their briefs and wear the long johns directly as underwear, with nothing on underneath.
Someone wearing their pants without underwear is said to be wearing them commando .
A person that wears their long johns directly on them, without keeping their original layer of undergarment on underneath is wearing them long john commando .
Dave : ' Dude, I don't really care, but I noticed in the locker room after the hockey game that you don't wear any underwear under your long johns ... that's weird ! '

Simon : ' It's not weird, it's natural. Why would I wear underwear under my underwear? '

Dave : ' Nah man, I prefer to keep my briefs under, to avoid dirtying my long johns '

Simon: ' Different strokes for different folks, dude. I generally just WASH my long johns when they're dirty. Plus why would there be that handy flap hole for peeing if they weren't meant to be used directly as underwear? '

Dave: ' Hmmmm, good point. Think I have to try that. '

Simon: ' Sounds like you, sir, are ready to go long john commando . Welcome to the Brotherhood. There is no going back now. '
by Cyril321Go November 12, 2018
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/give @s command_block 1

steve:/give @s command_block 1
command block: hippity hoppity your slot is now my property.
by ISSDefinitions August 11, 2021
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comatized

basically its a fancier way of saying: "beaten into a coma"
"That disloyal bizotch is gonna be comatized!"
by FUK May 6, 2006
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comatose kielbasa

a sexual maneuver in which the finger preferably a male's is inserted into a hole and held still for an extended period of time.
Francis invented the comatose kielbasa. The girls in Manhasset were drooling for comatose kielbasas.
by Francis Coughlin November 21, 2006
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