coffee break

a person recives oral sex while taking a "break."

when a chick sucks a guys dick while his taking a shit

by aquariusgurl October 26, 2004

coffee filter

The act of sucking a womans menstrual flow through her panties.

Gregor coffee filtered his girlfriend before removing her panties and dining at the Y.

by The other no one April 24, 2006

coffee snob

a person who thinks that STARBUCKS is the only coffee worth the beans it provides, anytime they come in contact with ANY OTHER type of coffee, they compare it to the BUCKS, no matter what!

guy-"hey how was the coffee there?"
girl-"it sucks, its not STARBUCKS!"
guy-"wow you are a coffee snob!"

by chefkev October 12, 2010

coffee challenge

a contest between two persons during which the two engage in mass consumption of coffee and attempt to laugh a lot because life is too short to do anything else.

During the coffee challenge with Mike, Sarah developed washboard abs from laughing a lot.

by its_storytime December 1, 2009

eating coffee

Sucking dick

That girl loves eating coffee.

by honest james November 18, 2013

shit coffee

Shit coffee what's to explain

Oh Tom you white faggot icant drink this shit coffee its actually piss

by Datmemeguy May 23, 2018

far-coffee

Alternate word for 'fuck off'. Safely usable around parents, teachers and Christians.

Christian: Praise the Lord!
Me: Far-coffee!
Christian: I beg your pardon?
Me: What? I only said the coffee is far away, calm down.

by spookaholic July 2, 2017