Ed: Did you hear?! Jason totally did a Canadian Chili Dog
Barry: Ya I heard… his mom had to come and bring him a bowl of boiling water to luge down the pole so his butthole wouldn’t tear!
Barry: Ya I heard… his mom had to come and bring him a bowl of boiling water to luge down the pole so his butthole wouldn’t tear!
by DerykS. July 24, 2022

When you have dick cheese (formally known as smegma) and a girl shits on your dick during anal to make a chili cheese dog.
by My moist is critical October 22, 2024

A well-dressed, elegant gentleman who typically presides over chili competitions. The earliest known chili commissioner lived in the United Kingdom during the renaissance. They are long thought to have connections to the Knights Templar and other ancient orders.
by Phillipsd89 September 21, 2016

by Cincy freak January 29, 2023

When A member Of the Illuminati puts chilli powder of their penis and their inserts it into the arse of the partner
by Peenchugger123 April 29, 2019

Different colored chili beans that have come from space. They give you the on demand Pressure gape with out eating a bunch of different concoction of foods. It only takes one bean at a time to have a single use of a Pressure gape.
by covid-rubbers July 27, 2021

by TheBallsGuy March 25, 2024
