Check the WiFi

When you need to take a shit at work.

Hey Tom. I am going to go check the WiFi. Be back in 15 mins.

by IT Bandito. August 12, 2019

check the chip

The act of examining both side of a chip (e.g. potato chip, tortilla chip, etc) prior to eating to determine which side has more flavor powder. That side is then placed face down on the tongue to achieve optimum flavor enjoyment.

Aren’t you going to check the chip? You can’t just eat them with reckless abandon like some sort of animal.

by Unknown09er September 16, 2019

Culver Check

A long last look in a location for any item that has invariably been left behind by accident.

There's no way you left it in the Uber, I Culver checked the entire back seat.

by Dr. Jellyfingers October 5, 2019

sec check

Sec Check - or Security Check. The act of researching someone through their social media profiles in order to know if they are legit/worth meeting/not a serial killer before meeting them first time (e.g. finding a tinder date's Facebook page).

I sec checked that hottie on tinder. Turns out he has two kids and works at wall-mart.

by Fleshwerk December 13, 2017

Identity Check

An Identity Check is the first thing two people do when they see one another, even if they never speak to one another, is evaluate who the other person is and how powerful that person is. The second thing every person who interacts with another person in any way does is impose an identity on the other person, and they do that by telling the other person who they think that person is by the way they treat them.

When the identity another person indirectly, subtly, but firmly imposes on another person matches the identity that person has of themselves, or is close to the one they are working to attain, the person will continue interacting with the person who is imposing that desired identity on them. When the identity being imposed is different than the one that person has of themselves or is working to attain, that person will stop interacting with the person or the people who attempt to impose an identity the person does not agree with or like.

Sharon and Jane silently conducted an Identity Check on one another. As soon as they were introduced to one another by Bob McDonald, they continued evaluating one another and soon started to impose an identity on one another. Jane agreed with the identity Sharon was imposing on her, but Sharon did not like the identity Jane was imposing on her and walked away.

by but for January 22, 2020

Jock Check

Most Sports players would know what this is.

It is a verb in which one player yells “jock check” and proceeds to punch another player in the nuts to make sure they are wearing a jock. If they have one on, they are safe. If they don’t, no more kids.

Tommy: “JOCK CHECK!!!!” *punches johns balls*
John: “OW BRO I FORGOT MY JO-“ *throws up everywhere*
Tommy: *turns and stares into the camera*
“ Guess you should’ve worn a jock” *sholder shrug*

by Timmy John james March 16, 2020

Gay Checking

The art of sending one of your guy friends or random dude a dildo thrugh amazon with their name and address on the package.

Mainly used as a prank or revenge, it can lead to years of torment and

Guy one: "Dude, did you hear what happened to our one friend? Someone ended up Gay Checking him hella hard! A foot long dildo came in the mail for him, and now everyone knows about it now!"
Guy two: "I know, I'm the one who checked him!"

by VX888 May 7, 2020