check the chip

The act of examining both side of a chip (e.g. potato chip, tortilla chip, etc) prior to eating to determine which side has more flavor powder. That side is then placed face down on the tongue to achieve optimum flavor enjoyment.

Aren’t you going to check the chip? You can’t just eat them with reckless abandon like some sort of animal.

by Unknown09er September 16, 2019

Culver Check

A long last look in a location for any item that has invariably been left behind by accident.

There's no way you left it in the Uber, I Culver checked the entire back seat.

by Dr. Jellyfingers October 5, 2019

Check the WiFi

When you need to take a shit at work.

Hey Tom. I am going to go check the WiFi. Be back in 15 mins.

by IT Bandito. August 12, 2019

sec check

Sec Check - or Security Check. The act of researching someone through their social media profiles in order to know if they are legit/worth meeting/not a serial killer before meeting them first time (e.g. finding a tinder date's Facebook page).

I sec checked that hottie on tinder. Turns out he has two kids and works at wall-mart.

by Fleshwerk December 13, 2017

checking the dipstick

When a girl fingers a guy's asshole while sucking you off.

Man, Kim is a crazy bitch! The other night she was checking the dipstick.

by pooooooooooooopfart October 14, 2017

checking the wall

Checking the state of affairs.

I am just checking the wall.

by ianthebarman June 19, 2017

Check the Garden

Going out for a smoke - commonly used by stoners to go out for a joint, but may just refer to a cigarette.

"Do you want to check the garden??"

by SibLIGHTS May 30, 2016