Simp call

When a female posts something online in the hope that some man of poor will will satisfy her

"Oh my god i feel so insecure right now, i'll simp call to get attention"

"Did you see Frank's comment on that girl's selfie?

-"Looks like he fell for the simp call

by Nenets June 23, 2020

calling it twits

tweeting your suicide note

calling it twits y'all, text it <3

by fartsnott March 13, 2011

Bill Call

Top rated employee who asks many appropriate questions and finds many foods and drinks delicious, like tacos. Also has the best beard in Timewise history.

Can also describe a BAMF

Anthony: I wish I was kool like Bill Call

by Bill Call May 25, 2014

“call the law”

Phrase used by elder southern folks (usually women) meaning to call the police.

“Don’t come back here or I’ll “call the law”

by TTGRAMMAR July 23, 2022

Dissed Call

When you call someone, they check the screen on their phone, see it's you - and proceed to NOT answer.

You: /Ring /Ring /Ring

Person (likely a fresh, young hottie): (Thinking to themselves): "Fuck this guy."

You: Ugh. I just got a dissed call from that chick I met at the bar two nights ago.

by Le Duque October 30, 2009

London Calling

a song by the British punk rock band the Clash. It was released as a single from the band's 1979 double album of the same name

London Calling was recorded at Wessex Studios located in a former church hall in Highbury in North London

by SPrice1980 May 19, 2023

Calling the plumber

When anticipation of anal sex is high you prepare the female by filling her douche with x lax to assure you get a good clean piping.

Yo Gary I was about to Go to pound town through the back door but wanted to make sure the porch was cleaned out so I was calling the plumber to get a clean slip and slide

by Chopperindabag April 29, 2021