caking

the act of shooting up steroids to the point when your muscles literally burst out of your shirt. makes small girls sit on your lap. testicles often drop as a result.

boy: dang he has huge muscles
girl: duh hes obviously caking i mean look at shaniqua sitting on his lap...

by laliah January 18, 2009

Cake-Face

One who cakes her face with make-up.

I would never kiss that cake face. I might get her cakey goo all over me.

by Greg Travers January 14, 2004

sweet cakes

The breasts and ass of an attractive women

Dam, look at her sweet cakes!

by SweetyBear January 26, 2011

cake mixing

flirting, whispering sweet nothings on the phone

Look at Angele cake mixing with John

by cakemixer January 10, 2008

Cake Wreck

Any cake made and decorated by a professional bakery that is unintentionally sad, funny, ugly, creepy, and/or dirty, but generally in an amusing way.

The error could be ugly decorating, misspelled or incorrect words, errors in grammar, etc.The only real guideline for a Cake Wreck is that it was made in a professional bakery, and is messed up in some way.

1: I told them I wanted my cake to say "happy birthday Chris!" in orange, but they wrote the phrase
"happy birthday Chris in orange!" right on my cake! It's a cake wreck.

2: I saw this cake at a bakery that was supposed to have Santa on it, but it looked more like a pile of bird poo with a cherry on it! What a Cake Wreck.

3: I saw the funniest Cake Wreck on cakewrecks.com! It was soooooo hideous.

by Dream-Wings December 5, 2009

cake raked

Really stoned, or baked.

"Im cake raked"

"Im baked to the cake rake"

"Dude, im cake snaked to the bake take"

by Fish__ September 3, 2006

Dirty Cake

A code word for bedroom activities.

If you come over now I can treat you to some dirty cake.

by The Sup Guy December 16, 2008