Phantom Butthole

When you lose your butthole or it falls off and you forget that you don’t have a butthole anymore and try to poop but nothing happens.

I went to take a poop and forgot I have phantom butthole.

by Fartman696969 October 28, 2021

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Butthole bozo buckets

Throwing or tossing crumpled up bills of currency at a strippers or exotic dancers buttholes. Will also work in a house hold setting with ones spouse.

We sure had a great time last night playing butthole bozo buckets at the gentlemans club. Sure took Cinnamon by surprise

by SMYPB January 5, 2018

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Butthole Lips

Butthole Lips Are Lips That Are Big In Size Or Filled With Filler To Be Bigger In Size To The Point Where It Looks Like A Butthole, It Looks Like You Have Butthole Lips And Or A Gaping Butthole.

Al: Yo You Got Butthole Lips Now?!

Sammy: I Wanted To Fill My Lips Out Because Everyone Was Making Fun Of My Thin Lips Saying That’s Why I Can Whistle So Good A Coyote Can Hear It A Mile Away.

Al: Listen, Bigger Isn’t Always Better, What Looks Good On Others Won’t Look Good On You , Lips That Big Aren’t Natural Or Attractive , You Just Gave Into Peer Pressure And A Temporary Trend Now Congrats You Can Whisper Into Your Own Ears Now Some Sense

by Hopkins Will Rock Jada March 19, 2024

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Excellent butthole

Exclamation.

1. A salutation for the socially-awkward meaning, "Good-bye. Thank you for a wonderful day of joy, jokes, and memories. Hope the remainder of your day is excellent, and you make kickass pumpkin carvings of animal orifices."

Florence: "Bye, excellent navigation today."
Taylor: "Excellent butthole."
Taylor: "I'm sorry. My brain has been exhausted of all energy levels, and it just decided to stop functioning. I am ashamed."

by Master of Shit Jobs October 9, 2022

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