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Mind bum

A person with significant limitations in his mental abilities that is not aware of this fact himself and feels very satisfied with his/her life, often even acts as if he/she was superior to other people. Corporate setting is a natural habitat of mind bums. Outer appearance of a mind bum is similar to the you and me, you can only spot a true mind bum after working with him for a while. WARNING! Mind bums carry serious retardation that can be contagious and have ability to drag you down with them if you don't take precautions. The most effective ones are: ignoring the mind bum completely and .. well that's about it, any exposure to a mind bum can be deadly to you intellect.
Man, I feel so exhausted after this 2 hour meeting with these mind bums, I feel like my IQ has dropped 5 points at least.

Dave's dead, he committed suicide after these mind bums kept bombarding him with A4 page long e-mails asking the same question for half a year. I guess he never learned to ignore them.
by DepressiveDave July 13, 2012
mugGet the Mind bummug.

Bum rubbing

When you invert your ass cheeks into another's crack and start rubbing back and forth, making clapping sounds
Me Murray's ass cheeks clap when we are bum rubbing
by The Sexy Mr Murray June 26, 2021
mugGet the Bum rubbingmug.

bum ear

An ear that Alex Tilley has, it's the kind if ear with a bum at the bottom of the ear lobe, like a bum chin but just on the ear
Alex Tilleys bum ear chin
by King bs November 11, 2013
mugGet the bum earmug.

Bum Warmp

Stop being such a bum warmp
by adffasdasdfsdf July 10, 2006
mugGet the Bum Warmpmug.

bum fancy

A quite preposterous and rather Victorian way to describe gay sex
Did you witness Dave and billy in the alleyway?

I consider bum fancy was involved!!
by anonymous July 13, 2022
mugGet the bum fancymug.

Bubble bum

Other meth addicts that come around just to smoke your bubble but never have any drugs or money of thier own.
Hide your shit here comes another bubble bum.
by Phantasmaddiction November 1, 2015
mugGet the Bubble bummug.

bum blanket

When one sits on anothers face
John gave Alister a great bum blanket
by WuddaWhist February 8, 2009
mugGet the bum blanketmug.

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