Bum Plucky

Having someone put cereal in your ass then picking it out.

Micah: “Did you hear I gave a Bum Plucky to a girl last night!” David: “Yo!! that’s sick bro!”

by Dried craison July 13, 2022

Bhoona bum

The after effects of eating spicy food, particularly around the nether regions.

Eddie regretted adding the extra chilli to his dinner last night. He suffered from a wild, untamed bout of bhoona bum for days afterwards.

by Moyles1 May 17, 2009

Bum bungler

Playful adjective used to describe an enthusiastically amorous homosexual male.

"That Berty... He's a bum bungler, you know."

"Oh, is that so? I thought I was the only gay in the village!"

by Wubwubwubwubwubwub November 6, 2012

Mind bum

A person with significant limitations in his mental abilities that is not aware of this fact himself and feels very satisfied with his/her life, often even acts as if he/she was superior to other people. Corporate setting is a natural habitat of mind bums. Outer appearance of a mind bum is similar to the you and me, you can only spot a true mind bum after working with him for a while. WARNING! Mind bums carry serious retardation that can be contagious and have ability to drag you down with them if you don't take precautions. The most effective ones are: ignoring the mind bum completely and .. well that's about it, any exposure to a mind bum can be deadly to you intellect.

Man, I feel so exhausted after this 2 hour meeting with these mind bums, I feel like my IQ has dropped 5 points at least.

Dave's dead, he committed suicide after these mind bums kept bombarding him with A4 page long e-mails asking the same question for half a year. I guess he never learned to ignore them.

by DepressiveDave July 13, 2012

Working Bum

A person who has a decent job but has nothing to show for it. They don't have Bill's to pay. They live off of other people. Watch out for these kinds of people. NOUN

Tyler was a working bum he never paid his Bill's. He had absolutely nothing to show for it.

by CookieCook2019 January 27, 2019

bum snogger

a person who sucks up to those in power; ass kisser, brown noser

ugh, did you hear Tom with the new supervisor - he even bought him lunch. What a bum snogger!

by punkyrocker June 10, 2010

Bum rubbing

When you invert your ass cheeks into another's crack and start rubbing back and forth, making clapping sounds

Me Murray's ass cheeks clap when we are bum rubbing

by The Sexy Mr Murray June 26, 2021