by reftgyer January 25, 2008
Get the bum lettermug. A slow, tired and usually involuntary fart continually emitted by sphincters of the clientèle of the Cherry Orchard in Chester. Such yawns are commonly encountered after a plate of egg mayonnaise sandwiches and mini pork pies has been circulated.
"Jesus H Christ, is there a body under the floor boards in here? That smell is enough to choke a dung fly."
"that'll be john, he's just had a bum yawn"
"that'll be john, he's just had a bum yawn"
by original jimster June 30, 2009
Get the bum yawnmug. A massive cyst on your bum that either bursts or is surgically removed leaving a crater on your bum.
Omg duuuude! My brother had the biggest bum bomb, seriously, it left a Grand Canyon sized crater down there!
by Golden Seagul July 20, 2018
Get the Bum Bombmug. Eddie regretted adding the extra chilli to his dinner last night. He suffered from a wild, untamed bout of bhoona bum for days afterwards.
by Moyles1 May 17, 2009
Get the Bhoona bummug. "That Berty... He's a bum bungler, you know."
"Oh, is that so? I thought I was the only gay in the village!"
"Oh, is that so? I thought I was the only gay in the village!"
by Wubwubwubwubwubwub November 6, 2012
Get the Bum bunglermug. by punkyrocker June 10, 2010
Get the bum snoggermug. A person with significant limitations in his mental abilities that is not aware of this fact himself and feels very satisfied with his/her life, often even acts as if he/she was superior to other people. Corporate setting is a natural habitat of mind bums. Outer appearance of a mind bum is similar to the you and me, you can only spot a true mind bum after working with him for a while. WARNING! Mind bums carry serious retardation that can be contagious and have ability to drag you down with them if you don't take precautions. The most effective ones are: ignoring the mind bum completely and .. well that's about it, any exposure to a mind bum can be deadly to you intellect.
Man, I feel so exhausted after this 2 hour meeting with these mind bums, I feel like my IQ has dropped 5 points at least.
Dave's dead, he committed suicide after these mind bums kept bombarding him with A4 page long e-mails asking the same question for half a year. I guess he never learned to ignore them.
Dave's dead, he committed suicide after these mind bums kept bombarding him with A4 page long e-mails asking the same question for half a year. I guess he never learned to ignore them.
by DepressiveDave July 13, 2012
Get the Mind bummug.