A head football coach who's been stabbed, loves chewing tobacco, and is incredibly stubborn. He likes yelling and making fun of children, and most likely got laid at 12. Examples of quotes "Racoons... aggressive little shits." "YOU ARE SO FUCKING SLOW"
by greeneggsnshmeegle January 8, 2019
Get the Brian Mcgeemug. a cheater, a COMPLETELY unloyal man, a childish man who I always end up running back to no matter how many girls he’s cheated on me with that month it’s toxic i know but I CANT
p1 “ong i totally rode the shit out of brian last night”
p2 “uh, what? same..”
p1 “WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!! YOU !&);/1@9”!0”
p2: “calm down have him his balls are hairy anyway”
p2 “uh, what? same..”
p1 “WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!! YOU !&);/1@9”!0”
p2: “calm down have him his balls are hairy anyway”
by hotmum December 7, 2022
Get the brianmug. A black brown skin nigga who is retarded and has a big dick and is freaky and loves sex and is probably aromantic. He is also best friends with sum sexy nigga named "Curtis".
by Limited_breaker August 29, 2025
Get the Brianmug. by RandomKidInMalvern June 22, 2022
Get the Brianmug. Whilst enjoying an evening of copious amounts of Indian fare with your female companion, you get into your car and feed your lady laxative(with consent you sickos) and proceed to have obscene amounts of unprotected anal sex. After proceeding to ejaculate no less then 6, but no more then 9 consecutive loads into your lady friends anal cavity, the lady companion proceeds to shit out digested curry, with your gallon of jizz all over your car, lap and personal belongings. At this point you take an old jar of mustard, and a whisk and whip it into a cream like substance, until it’s ready for oral consumption. Upon completion, you message all contacts in your phone that you love them, and send pictures of your dessert. Bon apetit!
by Gatorhouse69 April 19, 2024
Get the The Brian Cream of Currymug. by Darapper August 28, 2022
Get the Brianmug.