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Breakfast Club

one of the best 80s teen movies about these five High school students a Jock a Preppy a beauty Queen a Weirdo and a Thug who spend the whole saturday in Detention and end up baring there souls to each other
by Admir DeMondo April 24, 2004
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breakfast e-mail

An e-mail that one mate writes to another mate that is intended to be read as an accompaniment to his/her breakfast. It is typically written late at night and may include amusing anecdotes or newsworthy items pertaining to the writer's personal life. It is usually relatively short in duration and is written purely to entertain, amuse and/or encourage the reader as he/she starts her day. Also referred to as "breaky email", it must not contain angry rants, tedious stories or non-sensical ramblings.
Jon is tired at the end of a long day and is anxious to get some sleep. So he says to his mate, "Oi! Will you send me a breakfast e-mail so I've got something to read whilst I eat my toast with vegemite in the morning?" And Jon's mate replies, "No problem, eh?"
by Canadian Sheri May 4, 2009
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Breakfast Smoke

The cigarette you have when you're out the door in the morning.
Oh no can't be late for class! I guess I'll have a breakfast smoke on the walk there instead of cereal.
by tracato January 4, 2010
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breakfast fart

The first fart of the morning. Best served over easy. Often performed in an elevator.
The office crowd cringed when the elevator doors closed stirring up a juicy breakfast fart left by a previous occupant.
by Middagh March 29, 2015
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breakfast nut

When you wake up first thing in the morning and immediately suck off your partner.
I woke up next to my boyfriend, and he gave me a breakfast nut.
by dark_man August 6, 2015
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Breakfast Meat

Yo, I woke up to Janice enjoying her breakfast meat, and man it was amazing!
by NoArmsSally March 21, 2016
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Breakfast in bed

The process of jerking off into a girls belly button and then placing a cheerio into your cum. Serve with a spoon
Hey girl can I make you breakfast in bed.
by Trogdorsabadass July 19, 2019
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