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Brain Disease

To become obsessed by a romantic interest, over-analysing the relationship, especially in the early stages. Focusing way too much attention on this person and letting it occupy your thoughts 24/7. Most commonly occurs in people who have too much time on their hands and not enough hobbies.
Single girl: Oh my god, I just text lover man and he hasn't written back yet! Do you think that means he isn't interested? Oh wait he wrote back, what do you think that means? Should I write back? I should wait 20 minutes first, right?

Friend of single girl: Girlfriend, you've got brain disease over this guy!
by Brooke Harward February 26, 2008
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crap for brains

meaning ultra stupid,like their brains were taken out and replaced by crap;Strong Bad's fave saying
"Man,I knew you had Crap for brains,but your crap for brains has crap for brains"
by Ashley L January 8, 2004
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Brain Bleach

Ingesting massive amounts of alcohol, resulting in inability to remember events after ingestion. Experienced brain-bleachers will later try to piece the night's events together by looking at sent texts, talking to friends, etc.
Guy 1: Dude, remember when you started a fight club last night across from the cop shop? That was awesome!

Guy 2: I wish I did, but i blacked out. Everclear is brain bleach for me.
by jewannabe July 5, 2009
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brain farct

Do not remember stuff
Even forget names
Never remember dates
I sometimes forget my age
Seldomly remember old class mates names
Entirely forget who chris is
I had a brain farct when trying to think of an example
by Best Tech Ever May 25, 2010
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lazy brain

of or refering to a person who, if they wanted to, could summon up the mental capacity to think properly, but won't even try.
Craig; "Jeez Joe, my roommate Still can't figure out how to work the TiVo"

Joe; "Well, I'm sure he not THAT stupid, probably just a lazy brain."
by Joe Henkelman October 4, 2006
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Brain Ache

When your brain starts to ache due to stress on your eyes.

If you try look at the back of your neck for about 15 seconds you will experience one.

They are fucking annoying.
Thought: Hey what's that lump on the back of my neck? I'll just check

15 seconds later

Brain Ache! Fuck that feels annoying!
by RoadkillSkip August 22, 2009
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Brain Freeze

Brain Freeze is getting a suddenly high-pitched ache in the upper part of the throat (Nearly in the head) because of consumming too quickly a cold drink or a cold food. The pain stays for about 30 seconds, but it's intense cold makes you feel like your brain is going into hypothermia and die.

Therefore, there is no need for Aspirin or calling 911 as it will go away soon.
Henry: Let's have a Slush drinking contest!
Bob: Alright! 3, 2, 1, DRINK!

*Both drinks like they were in need of weed*

(10 seconds later)

Henry: URRGH! MY HEAD!!!!!
Bob: Brain Freeze!!
by ThunderBlog March 16, 2010
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