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Double Blumpkin

Also known as the double decker Blumpkin, is a position where one defecates into the toilet bowl and the other receives a blow job while pooping in the toilet tank.
Shelly gave me the steamiest Double Blumpkin on our Honeymoon getaway last week.
by Dinglebear April 30, 2022
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Country Blumpkin

A blumpkin, but instead of defecating in a toilet, you’re shitting in a yard.
I was receiving a country blumpkin from Amber Lynn, when the homeowner came out and threatened us with a deer rifle.
by HBlackCountryBlumpkin January 14, 2023
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Upper Blumpkin

I caught my buddy banging my wife little did he know his wife gave me an upper blumpkin at his house warming party.
by Nicky-eyes June 20, 2020
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Bomb rush blumpkin

A bomb rush blumpkin is where your getting a blumpkin (getting or giving head while on the toilet) and playing splatoon 2 at the same time
“Yo my girl just gave me a bomb rush blumpkin it was fire”
by Forbe June 28, 2024
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Upper-decker Double Blumpkin

A dude sits atop the toilet tank and craps in it, facing forward. A woman (or man, I guess...) sits on the toilet backwards and also crals as s/he performs oral sex on the guy seated atop the tank.
What were you two doing in the bathroom so long?
I expelled every fluid imaginable thanks to getting an upper-decker double blumpkin.
by Terry O'Raynis April 4, 2023
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Dunkin blumpkin

When you are getting head while you take a shit on the toilet your nuts get warm from the saliva and hang mighty close to the water any sudden movement can can cause a dunkin blumpkin ( freshly dunked nuts)which becomes more common as we get older.
your honor in my defense, I couldn't get oral sex at home while blasting a dookie, a public bathroom was my only other option. For I have recently been the victim of a dunkin blumpkin
by Heavy D Dingleberry May 6, 2016
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Mile-high blumpkin

The act of receiving a satisfying blumpkin during flight in an airplane bathroom.
On my way to a my frat brother’s bachelor party in Vegas I received a ball draining Mile-high blumpkin from the flight attendant.
by Mile-height pilot December 11, 2022
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