photo'bum'bed

When someone ruins your picture by their ass being in the picture!

That dude with plumber's crack totally photo'bum'bed us in that picture!

by primeyourpump March 14, 2018

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Breakfast in bed

The process of jerking off into a girls belly button and then placing a cheerio into your cum. Serve with a spoon

Hey girl can I make you breakfast in bed.

by Trogdorsabadass July 19, 2019

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B-O-Bed

1. To underestimate the competition and get savagely beaten very, very badly by Bob B. in Fantasy Football.
2. Bent over backwards

Ryan – I’m playing the rookie Bob B. this week in The Dad League. Guaranteed win, Dude!

Jonny- Yo! Real talk, you betta check yo self. I just got B-O-Bed in week 1.

by Prolonging the Magic September 18, 2019

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Fork Knife Bed & Bath

An amazing Fortnite themed hotel that will personally give you Type-2 Cancer©.

Fork Knife Bed & Bath caters to all of your 7-year old needs!

by Le epic biggie cheese December 2, 2019

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Lightning McQueen Bed

The type of bed that your parents like to go Skeert-Skeert and move there pistons.

Person 1: I saw my parents on the Lightning McQueen Bed
Person 2: And did what
Person 3: Creating life

by WalkerSoup February 27, 2020

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upstairs breakfast in bed

The act of waking your partner with oral sex in the morning. Complementary to downstairs breakfast in bed, and typically gifted to a man. Borderline rape, so consider yourself warned.

What a beautiful goodpussy day it is; my girlfriend woke me with upstairs breakfast in bed.

by Goof Knuckle February 21, 2017

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