Diago-Bastard

The asshole you decides to take up two parking spaces in a busy parking lot because they think someone may park too close to their beaten up ghetto-mobile.

"That Diago-Bastard parked across two parking spots, I am never gonna get to the blue-light special in K-Mart."

by Krista-Lise May 06, 2005

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bastard hole

One hole which is such as therefore what is such as a hole of which one is a bastard.

Get the hell off my kool-aid, bastard hole.

by sgmpornstarr August 10, 2011

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moranic bastard

someone conciderd as a moron and a bastard pute together.

guy: theres that bitch shes a moron

girl: ya i heard she doesnt know who her dad is and her moms a hooker

guy: ya...shes a bastard

girl: no way man shes a moranic bastard.

by *~Jennerz*~ May 09, 2005

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cheeky bastard

The act of putting ur penis in between a big butt and simply grinding in it with out actual internal sex.

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The act of putting ur penis inbetween the cheeks of a big butt

Dude #1: wud u hit it?

Dude #2: yeah, how bout u?

Dude #1: yeah....

Dude #1: DAMN look at that big butt joint im bousta cheeky bastard that humongo ...

Dude #2: word up..

by mini-vanna white November 12, 2006

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