When you take 4 and a half banana peels and stuff the. inside the womans belly button. then you proceed to sing karma chameleon while pouring jello into the females anus. then obama walks in naked and everyone dies. penis juice is sprayed everywhere.
Last night, I got to 1,000,000,000,000th base with that crazy asian girl. She looked like an elephant on acid.
by djdonutmastacoolniggerfool August 18, 2009
the word ass basing mean, when one lights his/her farts on fire. this can be a very dangerious thing as a male can loose a testical!!!!
hey jack do you wanna go ass basing with me?? Jack: nahh man i dont do that anymore since my cousin loose a nut from it!! Friend: o well im sorry to hear that.. well see ya im ganan go ass base!
by bibbity bobbity boop January 26, 2005
When you are about to have sex with your hoe and your penis turns into a broom and the only thing to do is to beat that hoe down.
Jerry: "Awww dude, last night me and sandra got to 3.14159265th Base"
Michael: "That's a shame, nobody wants that"
Michael: "That's a shame, nobody wants that"
by jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim March 24, 2008
by etchasketch October 22, 2003
by VPDlover January 29, 2019
Phrase used when the person speaking at you desires acknowledgement, to their self, for their effort in the conversation.
I saw that green beans were on sale at the supermarket and I just wanted to touch base with you about that.
by Dusty Rhoades November 17, 2017
Bases in FaceTime is like bases when dating someone but worse. Bases in FaceTime is when you're "dating" someone but only communicate through FaceTime and never go out on a real date. It's like bases in real life, but worse.
1st Base- Both parties kissing the cam at the same time
2nd Base- Both parties are wearing slightly sexy clothes
3rd Base- Both parties are only in underwear or bras and/or dirty talk
Homerun- Nudes or naked FaceTime
1st Base- Both parties kissing the cam at the same time
2nd Base- Both parties are wearing slightly sexy clothes
3rd Base- Both parties are only in underwear or bras and/or dirty talk
Homerun- Nudes or naked FaceTime
Person 1: Hey I just got to third base with Suzie!
Person 2: Nice! How was the head?
Person 1: What? I'm talking about Bases in FaceTime not really dating. She just talked dirty in her bra.
Person 2: That sucks.
Person 2: Nice! How was the head?
Person 1: What? I'm talking about Bases in FaceTime not really dating. She just talked dirty in her bra.
Person 2: That sucks.
by ObviouslyGrind2K18 April 23, 2018