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Granola Bar

The person who is crazy in several ways. To have different nutty components of ones personality that interact to produce a negative effect upon the person.
Danny is both detail oriented, laid back, likes older women and drives a dodge neon. Danny is a granola bar, seven different kinds of nuts. "That girl up at the desk is a granola bar, seven kinds of nuts"
by Mike Smithian January 2, 2009
mugGet the Granola Barmug.

k-bar

a knife used in the army
Yaz Just knifed him with a k-bar knife!
by Mr. Own February 3, 2005
mugGet the k-barmug.

xanax bars

Anti-anxiaty medication widel abused and perscribed by physicians for many nerve problems
by Tim Petty May 13, 2005
mugGet the xanax barsmug.

milk bar

a girls very large, very round, tits
What does that girls shirt say?
It says "Milk Bar".

Look at that girls tits!
Yeah, that's definitely a milk bar.
by richardIII December 24, 2008
mugGet the milk barmug.

bar up

Drinking on a weeknight as if it's the weekend.

Origins come from the BarUp app, which was originally launched in Boston because it was too damn hard to find a poppin spot during the week.
Jimmy's 21st is on a Tuesday. Looks like we'll have to bar up.
by good_times August 30, 2014
mugGet the bar upmug.

dilly bar

Paul shoved the "Dilly Bar" up Sean's ass.
by Austin October 6, 2004
mugGet the dilly barmug.

9 bar

1 kilogram - "a key". Good price for a key = £1100. Bad price for a key = £1800+. Price for skunk = £2500.

A key is divided into four "9 bars" each weighing 9 ounces. But, a key is a metric measure and a 9 bar an imperial one. Discrepancies occur and it is usual only to be guarenteed 8 1/4 ounces when you buy a 9. Good price for a 9 = £400. Bad price for a 9 = £810.

A 9 bar splits into nine ounces - an ounce is known as an Oz. Good price for an oz = £60. Bad price for an oz = £90. Price for skunk = £140.

An oz can be split into "halves", "quarters" (vicar's daughter), "eighths" (a Henery - so called after Henery VIII)and "sixteenths" (a Louie - after Louie XVI). An Oz may even be sold in grams.
Good price on a half = £45. Bad price = £55.
Good price for a quarter = £20. Bad price = £30.
Goob price on a eighth = £8. Bad price = £15.
Good price on a teenth = £5. Bad price = £7.50p.
Price for a gram = £5.
MAN - thats a lot of skunk! how much for that 9bar
by wayno December 15, 2003
mugGet the 9 barmug.

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