half baked marriage

When the husband or wifes leaves mid-1st pregnancy.

My ex-wife susy's such a half baked looser. I didnt even get to see my daughter's first steps in that half baked marriage.

by Dented cat January 12, 2023

half-baked wookie

Someone that talks gibberish and mixes grunts and groans into their speech, just like Chewbacca.

Dan, ‘It’s got me fucked what Dad is trying to say.’

Josh, ‘Yeah, he’s speaking half-baked wookie again.’

by Josho July 9, 2023

Half-Baked Sunday

Sundays where the previous night had been spent partying too hard and any attempt at cooking/cleaning/anything is bound to be half-assed as you are too mashed or hung-over

This can be followed up by actually half-baking something ie. mix flour, sugar and water, put in oven for 20 mins just until golden and manky, serve with a lemon in a glass (lemonade) and voilas! Half-baked cookies and lemonade! try selling these on the streets, just don't blame me if you get arrested in your mums dressing gown.

"whats goin on?....."not much, just another half-baked sunday, and i'm really feelin it too!""

by El Flaymo January 9, 2007

half-baked egg

A hair-brained, retargerous idea, formulated by a half sane individual

Lol, you lunatic, what half-baked egg did you come up with today? How to force Hilary Clinton out of power?

by Sexydimma July 13, 2016

Georgia Clam Bake

When you ejaculate in a woman and come back the next day to perform cunnilingus and taste the previous days activities.

Jenn forgot to take a shower last night and I accidentally gave her a Georgia clam Bake this morning.

by Brandee Boi May 5, 2022

Indiana bake sale

When you blow your load between a chubby woman’s fat rolls then slide them around to spread out the jizz.

I gave that girl an Indiana bake sale between her fat rolls.

by Bradishx August 30, 2023

Motion Picture Baked

When you smoke enough pot to make everything you see seem like an old motion picture movie.

I gotta pull over, I'm Motion Picture Baked.

by WinDillus April 2, 2010