Augusta Flatlander

To find your nearest cousin, lay he/she/it down flat on their stomach and proceeding to penetrate that sweet Green-Jacket bootyhole while singing, “Glory, Glory To Ole Georgia” in Jim Nance’s voice.

I met that 2nd cousin of mine and gave her the old Augusta Flatlander over Master’s Week

by AugustaGuy69 February 11, 2020

angus delangus

butt

see that Angus delangus over there

by angus delangus May 2, 2020

August

if you're born in August, you parents failed no nut November.

person 1:wait, waaaait, WAAAAAAIT, You were born in August right
person 2: yep. no. nonono.
person 1: YOU'RE PARENTS FAILED NO NUT NOVEMBER
person 2: Dont go there
person 1: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
person 2: Emily said the same thing last year

by random123456789990 April 30, 2020

August

International Entanglement month, inspired by Jada P. Smith's Red Table episode.

Her: "Babe, I got in an entanglement with Mark last month"
Me: "Bitch it ain't even August yet"

by KyngButler July 14, 2020

Agnus

An Agnus is a very special girl in your Life. The most of the people are thinking that this girl is an introvert and shy. Nah that's completly wrong. When Agnus chills with her friends, she's an other person. With her friends she's the happiest girl in the world and forgets all her problems. You can have so much fun with Agnus and you'll never forget her. Agnus is always kind and has a great personality. This girl is well known as somebody who says LOL, Bruh, Bro, Kk and okay. Other namens for Agnus are: Angelina, Angelika, Angi and Angie. Agnus is also called "Yoshua" by her best friend. Yoshua is a code word for beeing absolutely Yeet, Awesom, Sexy, Hustling, Ultimate and Awesome+2. Agnus is also Sora from Kingdom Hearts himself. Her best friend is also Donald Duck. Agnus is also a big fan of Obama, Peppa Pig, Shrek and Russian mafias. She hates Ness' PK Fire but that's dumb. She's a very special woman and a good friend ♡

Mark: Damn look at her she's so cool
Tamika: That must be Agnus !

Agnus: Poopookacka

by Ness Tetris July 20, 2020

August 15th

International Marisol Nichols day

“Do you know what is today?” “August 15th?” “Yeah, but that is international Marisol Nichols day”

by _ivy August 4, 2020

August 27th 2020

y'all thought something was gonna happen that day lmfaoo

Richard: Woah dude, it's august 27th 2020. What do you think is gonna happen?
Tyler: Bro nothing is gonna happen today. Tf.

by sweary mary October 11, 2020