VLC Media Player

The little orange traffic cone that could.

Created in 2001 by VideoLAN, a non-profit organization, VLC is probably one of the best programs to ever exist and never fails to deliver. Because of its wide support for all types of media files and codecs, it is always reliable no matter what you throw at it. It offers much snappier performance than the default video player on Windows, especially for high-bitrate files. And the best part is that it's free and open-source.

VLC is like a long-time friend that you can always trust and depend on. Long live VLC.

VLC media player is the most wholesome software ever. Every time I see that orange traffic cone pop up after the video ends, I feel right at home.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 31, 2021

The SEXIEST Clarinet Player

There is no sexier clarinet player than Charles Roeger. He really plays with those pipes well. God what a HoTty.

#SaveTheWales

George Washington: Have you ever heard of The SEXIEST Clarinet Player?
Bernie Sanders: NO leave me alone.
Benjamin Franklin: It's Charles Roeger

by JesusChrissss December 11, 2019

cumpet player

A derogatory term used to leave a person confused and hurt.... The level of harsh-ness implied is left up to the individual using it.

Heather: Go add another STD to your list you cumpet player!
Rikkianne: *gasp* .....

by Grandma B and Grandpa Gitt. July 7, 2008

Blastaway Players

Virgins who play Roblox RP games called Blastaway New Mexico

"honestly if i foudn out my kids are blastaway players im commiting a triple homicide"
"same dude"

by ShreksDaddyDom October 10, 2021

Roblox Bedwars Player

A game full of stupid 10 yo try hard that smeel like turds

Stop being a Roblox Bedwars player.

by Pastermaster April 10, 2022

Pokemon Go Players

Guys or girls that walk around town while nearly getting themselves killed because they wanna CATCH THEM ALL!!!!

Look at them Pokemon Go players, oh wait, they all just walked over that cliff

by Mr. Schaudenfruede October 3, 2016

french horn player

the best men and women alive in this planet just for playing the most awesome instrument.

bill: are you a the french horn player
john:yes why?
bill:i salute you man
john:uhh thanks

by torontonian 12345678987654321 July 18, 2010