5 Seconds of Direction

5 Seconds of Direction is 9 guys consisting of One Direction and 5 Seconds of Summer. They toured together for One Direction's Take Me Home and Where We Are tour. These 9 boys are the reason that millions of fangirls had could not function properly and have major fangirl moments. But now these fangirls are hoping these 9 boys collab and go on tour again.

These boys, 5 seconds of direction, saved our lives.

by Luna_1d_soml October 30, 2019

two seconds please

The universally way of knowing that you're fucked. Popularized by celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay.

"Hey you, Two seconds please." - Chef Ramsay

by ohhistevie May 23, 2018

3-second rules

The rules made by poor persons. It means when you're temptin' to eat the food you've dropped on the floor, just in 3 seconds is okay. But as you know, it is proved that bacterias gather to that food just in 0.3 second quick.

My friend believed the 3-second rules and once ate the gummybear on the floor. He rekt out.

by maximgaren July 11, 2020

Second-Hand Mayonnaise

Excess mayonnaise that has been wiped from a butter knife to the edge of the mayonnaise jar.

"I can't reach the bottom of this jar, but the second-hand mayonnaise at the top has bread crumbs in it."

by Lacan May 19, 2009

Second-hand Gamer

When someone says they are a gamer, but they do not actually experience playing the game themselves. They only watch other people's walkthroughs/play throughs/let's plays/etc. to gain knowledge of the game.

Person 1: Yo! Did you hear that Matt is a gamer?!
Person 2: Nah, bro. He's never actually played the game. He only watches people play. Like a Second-hand Gamer or something.

by AssSassClass December 12, 2017

Second hand blowjob

When you get a blow job whilst someone already has cum from another blow job in their mouth.

Monica sucked off Zac, then moved on to second hand blowjob Mitch!

by SuperCody March 5, 2023

Netflix second cousins

Those thieving mfs using the spare Netflix profile you generously let a friend use.

Netflix second cousins are born when a friend, sibling, or ex shares the password to your Netflix account with their own friends, causing chain immigration into your hard-earned account. They burrow in the profile you don't use and suck the blood out of every last episode of Riverdale or, if they're your actual cousins, Rick & Morty. Netflix second cousins are the reason respectable people get ads targeted to people who still watch Family Guy.

Grateful Netflix second cousins will sometimes refer to the account owner as Auntie/Uncle Netflix. They are $10 richer than him or her.

1: "Why are GI Joe and Adventure Time suggested on your Guest account?"
2: "No doubt something to do with my Netflix second cousins and the phrase 'I'm sure he wont mind.'"

by daltonjfk November 6, 2019